Our toddler is learning about opposites, but some concepts are proving trickier than others.
My wife: "I just don't understand why he can't tell the difference between a fork and a spoon."
Me: "it's a tricky distinction. Just give him some tine."
What happened next, shocked me!
Tineitus
You want a piece of me!?
The egg says to the sausage "wow, amazing - a talking sausage!"
The results may shock you
They absolutely killed it.
It was a whisk I had to take
When she asked why I responded “you’ll get salmon-Ella!”
So I went home.
"Use the fork, Luke."
It must be terrible to be running out of tines.
I was confused why she wanted a hat made of forks
Its a rare medium well done.
It’s very forktunate.
It was a bit Chewie
Luke: eating with hands, spilling dinner everywhere
Obi-Wan: Use the fork, Luke
because spoons are pointless
My daughter Chewbacca not so much
I guess I'm just knife like that.
I decided never to go back because they had zero forks to give.
I proceeded to pick it up.
4K
I had Sky Walker soup. Wookie steak and Death Star ice cream.
The starter and the dessert were lovely, but the main course was a bit chewy.
He reaches into his bag and takes out a bunch of regular dinner table forks and a roll of duct tape.
He tapes several forks together to make a bridge and lays it down, allowing the two of them to get across.
When they get back to Yoda’s hovel, they find that some creature has chewed a hole in the fence around Yoda’s garden.
“Something I have for this.” Yoda says again. Once again, he takes a bunch of forks out of his bag and, using duct tape, tapes them in to patch the hole.
Yoda and Luke return to Yoda’s home, where Yoda looks through his bag. He’s used all his forks but one, he discovers.
“That’s ok Master." Luke says, wanting to be helpful. “I’ll write us a note reminding us to buy more.”
So he writes the note and uses the very last fork to pin it to the bulletin board.
He looks down at Yoda expecting pride, but instead finds a look of horror.
“Master Yoda!” he asks. “What did I do wrong?”
Yoda replies sagely, “A Jedi uses the forks for no ledge and the fence. Never for a tack!”
This is Japan, this is ja-spatula, this is ja-whisk, this is ja-wok, this is ja-mixer, this is ja-fork, this is ja-spoon, and these are ja-chopsticks.
"WHO DO YOU FORK FOR? WHAT'S YOUR PLATE?"
Because it's a four pronged attack!
It was about tine.
You want a piece of me?
Luke: eating with his hands
Obi-Wan: Use the fork, Luke
