Why did the hipsters go rafting on the tributary?

They didn't like the main stream!

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👤︎ u/TRexIRL
📅︎ Nov 01 2018
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Tributaries used to be cool until they turned mainstream.
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My wife just got her breast pump going...

So my wife just got her breast pump all set up. She's got the double suckers rolling, tits out, milk flowing like a minor tributary. And I ASK "ARE YOU PUMPED?!" fucking genius.... She stared silently for like 10 seconds. Then told me to post here.

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👤︎ u/JeremySTL
📅︎ Apr 27 2019
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Know what else isn't mainstream?

Tributaries.

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