My friend David had his ID stolen.
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︎ Apr 24 2021
Two women were sharing the same ID card
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︎ Sep 12 2020
been an hour, either blew her Sock-rates off or id better Apollo-gize
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︎ Mar 12 2021
I would say i live in africa but then id be lion
This one popped in my head out of nowhere.
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︎ Mar 04 2021
My friend David lost his ID today
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︎ Jan 21 2021
I got a fake medical ID made to get the COVID vaccine, but I was rejected
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︎ Jan 26 2021
My friend Sid has had his ID stolen...
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︎ Nov 18 2020
Someone stole my friend David's ID
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︎ Aug 24 2020
I once saw two men quarreling because both claimed that his family name is Fuck and the other is lying. After seeing their IDs, I found out that only one man was telling the truth, the one with the first name What.
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︎ Aug 02 2020
Theres 3.3 million people in here so I figured id go ahead and post that im looking for one night stand.
Matter of fact, make it 2. I need one for each lamp.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
Whoever stole my Microsoft office account ID, I will find you.
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︎ Jun 05 2020
Why did the prospector get a fake id?
The bar doesn't serve minors.
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︎ Sep 09 2020
Just heard a grocery store manager telling off a young guy on the checkout. βWhyβd you ask that woman with kids for ID? What was she buying?β
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︎ Sep 19 2020
So if I set up touch ID on my phone for the same finger on both hands
Does that make it ambitextrous?
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︎ Jan 20 2020
Looks like thay have COLLAR ID
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︎ Mar 02 2019
My friend David lost his ID...
Now he is no longer instinctual, with only his super-ego left. Is this a psycho-babble joke? Yes, I'm a-Freud so.
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︎ Jan 11 2020
Phone rings.......Dad: What does the Caller ID say?......Son: It says Private Caller......
Dad: Don't answer it. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.
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︎ Jan 12 2019
Reading maps is such a pain in the ass, but id be lost with out it
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︎ Aug 16 2019
Kid looks at moms ID Card
Sex: F
Kid starts laughing, mom asks what happened?
Kid says: were you really so bad at sex you got and F?
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︎ Jul 24 2019
Whenever I'm feeling down, I read my blood donor ID
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︎ Jan 02 2019
Someone stole my IDs.
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︎ Jul 09 2018
My friend David lost his ID,
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︎ Jan 12 2021
My friend David lost his ID during a trip.
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︎ Nov 27 2020
My mate David had his ID stolen...
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︎ Jan 07 2020
My buddy David has his ID stolen
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︎ Oct 20 2020
My buddy David had his ID stolen.
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︎ Jun 18 2020
My friend David lost his ID.
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︎ Aug 13 2020
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Now we just call him Dav.
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︎ Jul 10 2020
My friend David lost his ID...
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︎ May 05 2020
Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?
Now we just have to call him Dav.
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︎ Nov 07 2019
My friend David lost his id.
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︎ Apr 02 2020
Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?
Now we just have to call him Dav.
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︎ Nov 15 2019
My uncle David just lost his wallet and phone and ID.
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︎ Jan 11 2020
So if I set up touch ID on my phone for the same finger on both hands
Does it make it ambitextrous?
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︎ Jan 20 2020
My friend David lost his ID...
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︎ Oct 15 2019
My mate David has his ID stolen
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︎ Jan 09 2020
My friend David had is ID stolen
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︎ Nov 19 2019
My friend David lost his ID...
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︎ Sep 21 2019
My friend David had his ID stolen
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︎ Nov 17 2019
Your uncle David just lost his ID
Now you can call him uncle Dav.
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︎ May 11 2019
David lost his ID...
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︎ Nov 09 2019
"Hi my name is David and i lost my ID...
... I guess you can call me Dav now."
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︎ May 12 2019
My friend David just lost his ID.
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︎ Sep 17 2019
Did you head that David got his ID stolen ?
We have to call him Dav now .
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︎ Aug 25 2019
My friend David lost his ID
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︎ Mar 08 2019
My name is David, and I just lost my ID somewhere.
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︎ May 09 2019
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