I just got my wife with this one.

We were at Five Guys and they had a sign that said, β€œToday’s potatoes are from Idaho,” so I said, β€œWho da hoe?”

She promptly responded, β€œIdaho.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skiftonoid
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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One I told tonight

me- "2 potatoes are standing side by side, which one is the prostitute?

daughter- "I don't know"

me- "It's the one with the sticker that says Idaho"

god I'm hilarious!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brooksjedi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2014
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