My friend David lost his ID today
Two women were sharing the same ID card
My friend Sid has had his ID stolen...
Theres 3.3 million people in here so I figured id go ahead and post that im looking for one night stand.
Matter of fact, make it 2. I need one for each lamp.
Someone stole my friend David's ID
My buddy David has his ID stolen
I once saw two men quarreling because both claimed that his family name is Fuck and the other is lying. After seeing their IDs, I found out that only one man was telling the truth, the one with the first name What.
Just heard a grocery store manager telling off a young guy on the checkout. “Why’d you ask that woman with kids for ID? What was she buying?”
Why did the prospector get a fake id?
The bar doesn't serve minors.
Whoever stole my Microsoft office account ID, I will find you.
So if I set up touch ID on my phone for the same finger on both hands
Does it make it ambitextrous?
My friend David lost his ID...
Now he is no longer instinctual, with only his super-ego left. Is this a psycho-babble joke? Yes, I'm a-Freud so.
Looks like thay have COLLAR ID
My friend David lost his ID!!!
He became a nicer man, in fact much nicer, since his super-ego and ego took over.
Reading maps is such a pain in the ass, but id be lost with out it
Phone rings.......Dad: What does the Caller ID say?......Son: It says Private Caller......
Dad: Don't answer it. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.
Kid looks at moms ID Card
Sex: F
Kid starts laughing, mom asks what happened?
Kid says: were you really so bad at sex you got and F?
Whenever I'm feeling down, I read my blood donor ID
Thought id beat him to post it here
My friend David lost his ID,
My friend David lost his ID during a trip.
My mate David had his ID stolen...
My buddy David had his ID stolen.
My friend David lost his ID.
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Now we just call him Dav.
My friend David lost his ID...
My friend David lost his id.
Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?
Now we just have to call him Dav.
My uncle David just lost his wallet and phone and ID.
Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?
Now we just have to call him Dav.
My mate David has his ID stolen
My friend David lost his ID...
My friend David had is ID stolen
My friend David had his ID stolen
My friend David lost his ID...
My friend David just lost his ID.
Your uncle David just lost his ID
Now you can call him uncle Dav.
"Hi my name is David and i lost my ID...
... I guess you can call me Dav now."
Did you head that David got his ID stolen ?
We have to call him Dav now .
My name is David, and I just lost my ID somewhere.
My friend David lost his ID
Did you hear about my friend David who lost his ID?
My friend David lost his ID
My friend David lost his ID
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