I got a fake medical ID made to get the COVID vaccine, but I was rejected

It was worth a shot.

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👤︎ u/inTRONet
📅︎ Jan 26 2021
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Why did the prospector get a fake id?

The bar doesn't serve minors.

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📅︎ Sep 09 2020
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I know a guy who know’s a guy. I had him make me a fake ID card with a different name.

My alias was Justin Case.

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👤︎ u/mikletimes
📅︎ Sep 27 2018
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Jokes all over the U.S.

Preface: I live in Ohio.

Over the years my dad and I have taken lots of trips together or vacations to different states. Well whenever he goes to pay for something with cash, thinking he's real clever, he asks the cashier if they accept Ohio money. Every. Single. Time. The cashier instantly gets super confused and kinda just stares awkwardly. Despite how dumb the joke is I honestly do get a chuckle out of how uncomfortable the cashiers get lol.

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👤︎ u/colabucks9
📅︎ Oct 07 2013
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Justin Tucker delivering an absolute classic

As a Steelers fan it pains me to say but JTuck is easily my new favorite Raven. Fantastic delivery. And an even better confused, fake laugh response from the crowd.

http://www.espn.com/video/clip?id=18153124&ex_cid=espnfb&sf43653524=1

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👤︎ u/BaconStorf
📅︎ Nov 28 2016
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A Dad joke from my mate.

It's probably unusable by Dad's but it's still very Dadish.

Every time me and my mate (us 20) do something that requires i'd (pub, cinema) he will say just after the person serving us hands us back our id's "These fake i.d's work a treat don't they."

Every fucking time.

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👤︎ u/Crumbford
📅︎ Oct 09 2013
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