I identify as a man, my birth certificate says I’m a man, everybody I know says I’m a man...
and yet according to Kraft Dinner, I’m a 4-person family
me: “uh dad, why don’t i have a father on my birth certificate?”
dad: “we couldn’t remember the mail mans name"
When Mrs. Exclamation told her husband This that she was pregnant with her second set of twins, he was very excited. As had happened with her first twins, the babies looked nothing like their father. He didn't realize it though, and once again she put his name on the birth certificates.
Now This raises more questions.
They found the birth certificate of Yoda...
they were confused because it belonged to "Da Yo"
I asked my Dad to fill out a form for a new birth certificate
He goes to fill out my birth date "5th of the 4th ... 1889!"
Me: What? Wouldn't that make me ... 125?
Dad: You look really good for 125!
Son, you know you're a true 90's kid...
...when you look at your birth certificate and it says that you were born between 1990 and 1999.
The Goblin Shark Is The Oldest Living Vertebrate...
...Living Up To 400 Years Old!
Marine 1 - How Do They Know That?
Marine 2 - They Checked His Birth Certificate.
