I identify as a man, my birth certificate says I’m a man, everybody I know says I’m a man...

and yet according to Kraft Dinner, I’m a 4-person family

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaxerfp
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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me: β€œuh dad, why don’t i have a father on my birth certificate?”

dad: β€œwe couldn’t remember the mail mans name"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ObviouslyAwesomee
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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When Mrs. Exclamation told her husband This that she was pregnant with her second set of twins, he was very excited. As had happened with her first twins, the babies looked nothing like their father. He didn't realize it though, and once again she put his name on the birth certificates.

Now This raises more questions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/throwaway_2837
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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They found the birth certificate of Yoda...

they were confused because it belonged to "Da Yo"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kinjago
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2018
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When I couldn't find my birth certificate
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DownOnRedHill
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2013
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I asked my Dad to fill out a form for a new birth certificate

He goes to fill out my birth date "5th of the 4th ... 1889!"

Me: What? Wouldn't that make me ... 125?

Dad: You look really good for 125!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spambat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2015
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Son, you know you're a true 90's kid...

...when you look at your birth certificate and it says that you were born between 1990 and 1999.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2016
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The Goblin Shark Is The Oldest Living Vertebrate...

...Living Up To 400 Years Old!

Marine 1 - How Do They Know That?

Marine 2 - They Checked His Birth Certificate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Colossal_chris
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2016
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