A list of puns related to "Idaho"
Tater Thots
They told me itβs because Iβm just a common-tater.
(Told by my father-in-law)
Boise stupid.
"They seem to really Carey."
After we got through the town, he says, "Well, Carey on!"
The one with the stickers that says IDAHO π
The same thing Arkansas.
Idaho
Maybe a New Jersey? I don't know, but Alaska.
A: Missouri
Alaska, Washington, Idaho, Montana, North Dakota, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, New York, Vermont, New Hampshire, & Maine
Q. What US state do all America's Prostitutes come from?
A. Idaho.
The other guy replies "Idaho?"
Because nobody can eat just one potato ship.
Just in case Mr Onion rings.
Same thing Arkansas
Or am Idaho
Dad: What's the capital of Alaska? Me: Juneau. Dad: No, I don't. That's why I'm asking you.
-__-
Me: Why? Friend: Because nobody wants to be Miss Idaho!
We were at Five Guys and they had a sign that said, βTodayβs potatoes are from Idaho,β so I said, βWho da hoe?β
She promptly responded, βIdaho.β
"I don't know, Alaska"
Idaho Alaska
Found this and thought it was perfect for this sub
βIdahoβ, she answers.
Idaho-ho-ho!
Kudos to my 9 year old son for coming up with this on his own.
It's labeled "Idaho."
Idaho Alaska!
My son was matching the state pictures with their names on the kids menu and says: "Idaho"
Me "Udaho?"
Him "No, Idaho"
My wife catches the conversation and bursts out laughing and our son spends the next five minutes going "What's so funny?"
I don't know....Al-aska!
It's called Idaho.
... what will delaware, idahoue idahoe, alaska
Edit: many stupid, much textfix Edit2: much more many stupid, didn twerk
My son said to me, "Dad, I am moving to California to find myself." I replied, "what if yourself is actually in Idaho?"
me- "2 potatoes are standing side by side, which one is the prostitute?
daughter- "I don't know"
me- "It's the one with the sticker that says Idaho"
god I'm hilarious!
Im reading some license plates when i see one from Idaho (thats bizarre for Connecticut) and so i say "Idaho? that's-" before i could say anything else my dad shouts out "AHA! I KNEW IT!!!"
Idaho it.
The same thing that Arkansas
How do you know which one is the prostitute? The one that has a stick on it and says Idaho.
Idaho Β―_(γ)_/Β―, but Alaska.
Idaho, Alaska!
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