Because it "cost an arm and a leg" to enter one !
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Note: this is first dad joke I write and make ... hope it can put some smiles on some of people faces .. have a good evening guys
PS : in a second thought .. I should had made it " Why snakes can't enter into hospitals in US? " LOL
Because they're unarmed
Give it antihisstamines.
S-naked
Here I go again on my own...
An Anacondom.
A co-Bra!
ba dum tssssss
Eel on musk.
βNot yetβ She replied.
"You are on the other side of the river!"
well, Here I go again
He said no, regardless of the serpent's stances.
Baa dum tsss
Early
Thankfully no lives were lost but everyone dyed.
Wet.
In inches-they dont have feet..
With a Kissssssssssssssssssssssssss
Bison!
Dammit
Anac-(H)onda
He calls out "I say! Are you a cayman?"
And the critter replies "Doin' fine, how about you?"
SO here I go again on my own
... is that they often want to take off.
Apparently, it's water under the bridge now.
...but my goldfish died.
.
Because Georgia sucks.
Barbed wire.
Because two wrongs don't make a right.
A Οthon
...he now has a European Record.
They go through countless papers to no avail, until finally one of them finds one that holds the information they seek.
"I think this one might contain the answers we need!" the first scientist says
He reads the abstract, it's on point
He goes through the main body of the text, and finds it extraordinarily enlightening
But before he gets to the end, a gust of wind blows the last few pages over the river.
"Oh no, I really wanted to read their summary" he says.
The other scientist goes: "The river is broad, surely I can hop over it"
"I think that's a bad idea" the first scientist says
"Why?" asks the second scientist
"Well, we were always taught that we should not jump to conclusions"
Edit: changed a word
It's throwing a hissy fit
Juvenile
A civil serpant
Recently, however due to other driver irresponsibility, he has suffered a car pool tunnel syndrome.
But you measure rattlesnakes in meters, because they have rhythm.
A Boa
(This is my first post in here and first originally joke I came up with when high go easy on me)
"I drink it!"
Because itβs an anti-HISStamine!
Baa dum tss
Ba Dum Tss
