Mississippi Puns

If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.

He was a scholar of bayou chemistry.

Misterssippi

I don’t know, but Alaska

I said the river or the state?

Idaho Alaska

Found this and thought it was perfect for this sub

Johnny: "It"

One, Two, Three....

(credit goes to my wife!)

Elvis Possessedly

Tupelo

Idaho Alaska!

Last night, here in Mississippi, when I was at dinner, I encountered the strangest woman. She would sip her drink so loudly you could hear it across the room. Then when her soup came out, she brought the bowl to her mouth and took long sips. Then even when they brought out her ice cream dessert, she waited for it to melt and proceeded to sip that too!
When I watched all of this transpire, all that I could think to myself was

"Wow that Miss is sippy."

Seems like Mississippi still has a problem with

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integration

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... what will delaware, idahoue idahoe, alaska

Edit: many stupid, much textfix Edit2: much more many stupid, didn twerk

My response: Two Mississippi, Three Mississippi

If it were a guy we’d have to call it the Mistersippi River!

“What did Mississippi let Delaware?” “I don’t know, but Alaska!