Hades decided if he was going bald, there would be hell toupee.
I kept begging my manager for some flour and it annoyed the hell out of him
Eventually, I was given the sack
Why do Hells Angels always wear Leather?
So they can Hyde from the Police!
What's the best way to climb out of ELO hell?
Pray to ELOhim.
Iβm having a hell of a time getting this yoga instructor to leave my house.
Every time I ask her to leave she just says βnamaste.β
What the hell am I dough-inβ here? I donut belong here
I would cheat the Golden Globes. Hell, I would even manipulate the Academy Awards. But I would NEVER
Hell used to be an island
but then Helsinki
All hail to the frontline warriors, and obviously all hell to corona
What's the most popular spice in hell?
Sinnamon
I personally think that beekeeper suits are ugly as hell, but hey...
Beauty is in the eye of the beeholder
I'm a lactose intolerant and this doesn't explain why I see hell after eating cheese
If hell is hot, then heaven's gotta be cold
Guess that's why they call it paradice
The hell is wrong with manslaughter!!
Arenβt men allowed to laugh?
It sure would be one hell of a confusion
My dad banned me from saying "Hell", so I asked: "Have you thought of any alternative names for hell?"
He said: "I heaven't"
"What the hell are you doing?" - "I have..."
I can't believe I'm already going bald! What the hell?
That's last time I buy off-brand tires...
I think thereβs a special place in hell for my friend Dante, because heβs always trolling animal rights activists.
Danteβs in fur now.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
What do you call old people in hell?
Sinner citizens!
I went to Hell for burning a Bible and shooting up the ashes with a syringe.
I guess I shouldn't have taken the Lord's name in vein.
I saw a burglar trying to kick in his own door, so I asked βWhat the hell are you doing?β
He said, βLike everyone else, Iβm working from home.β
I'm going to hell for laughing at this
βMy wife said: having a baby hurts like hellβ
I asked in response if she thought it was βBirth-whileβ
I recently misplaced some of my game pieces for Yahtzee, and honestly itβs been hell, so I decided to make some posters to put up around the apartment complex:
Pair of dice, LOST.
A mathematician comes home drunk at 3 AM. His wife: Hey, you promised to be in by 1145. What the hell happened?
Him: No, I told you Iβll be home by a quarter of twelve.
Back in the 80's...I was a teenager full of obsessions, even Phil Collins was one of them. What the hell was thinking back then..
... But hey !! Take a look at me now.
There's a circle of hell for pin humour
My beekeeping brother stumbled upon my collection of honeybee legs, screaming "What the hell is this?"
I responded, "It's none of your bee's knees."
Why the hell anyone would make a plant based burger is beyond
meat
Iβm looking forward to the new Hellβs Kitchen pasta episode
A real Al denteβs inferno
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
