Hades decided if he was going bald, there would be hell toupee.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ForestValkyrie
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 21 2021
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I kept begging my manager for some flour and it annoyed the hell out of him

Eventually, I was given the sack

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GrabApprehensive
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 01 2021
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Why do Hells Angels always wear Leather?

So they can Hyde from the Police!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ajmansell
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 17 2021
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Hell yeah
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/annasassin007
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 26 2021
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What's the best way to climb out of ELO hell?

Pray to ELOhim.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chosenwaffle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 17 2021
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I’m having a hell of a time getting this yoga instructor to leave my house.

Every time I ask her to leave she just says β€œnamaste.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mlucasr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 24 2021
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What the hell am I dough-in’ here? I donut belong here
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CosmicOli
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 03 2021
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Hell come around
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BlackBleedingGray
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11 2021
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I would cheat the Golden Globes. Hell, I would even manipulate the Academy Awards. But I would NEVER
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nyjets4life6
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 29 2021
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Hell's Ingalls.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19 2021
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Hell used to be an island

but then Helsinki

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/alanpearce
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28 2021
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All hail to the frontline warriors, and obviously all hell to corona
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/arabindamuley33
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 26 2020
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What's the most popular spice in hell?

Sinnamon

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 03 2021
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I personally think that beekeeper suits are ugly as hell, but hey...

Beauty is in the eye of the beeholder

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/T0BBER
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 14 2020
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I'm a lactose intolerant and this doesn't explain why I see hell after eating cheese
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rengar_Downey_Jr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 22 2020
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If hell is hot, then heaven's gotta be cold

Guess that's why they call it paradice

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Magnificent-Moe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 03 2020
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hell yeah
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/angstyslut
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 15 2019
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HuaWei to hell
πŸ‘οΈŽ 4k
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheInfernoCheese
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 01 2019
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Hell wigs out.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/travislaker
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 12 2020
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Would need one hell of a wig
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xxDr-Beckyxx
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 24 2020
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The hell is wrong with manslaughter!!

Aren’t men allowed to laugh?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 27 2020
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It sure would be one hell of a confusion
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/krishgiria
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 10 2019
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My dad banned me from saying "Hell", so I asked: "Have you thought of any alternative names for hell?"

He said: "I heaven't"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/getroastednibba
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 18 2018
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"What the hell are you doing?" - "I have..."
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Crazy_and_lazy_Daisy
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 07 2020
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I can't believe I'm already going bald! What the hell?

That's last time I buy off-brand tires...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 07 2020
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I think there’s a special place in hell for my friend Dante, because he’s always trolling animal rights activists.

Dante’s in fur now.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 22 2020
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How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PanPitza
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 04 2019
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What do you call old people in hell?

Sinner citizens!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cry_baby_27
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 26 2020
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I went to Hell for burning a Bible and shooting up the ashes with a syringe.

I guess I shouldn't have taken the Lord's name in vein.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 19 2020
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I saw a burglar trying to kick in his own door, so I asked β€œWhat the hell are you doing?”

He said, β€œLike everyone else, I’m working from home.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 15 2020
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Hell-O
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bunedune
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 09 2019
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I'm going to hell for laughing at this
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rocketshoe21
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 14 2019
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β€œMy wife said: having a baby hurts like hell”

I asked in response if she thought it was β€œBirth-while”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lemmeticklethatpp
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 24 2020
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Church is boring as hell
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ayunami2000
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 16 2019
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I recently misplaced some of my game pieces for Yahtzee, and honestly it’s been hell, so I decided to make some posters to put up around the apartment complex:

Pair of dice, LOST.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/okaypuck
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 10 2020
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A mathematician comes home drunk at 3 AM. His wife: Hey, you promised to be in by 1145. What the hell happened?

Him: No, I told you I’ll be home by a quarter of twelve.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 15 2018
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Back in the 80's...I was a teenager full of obsessions, even Phil Collins was one of them. What the hell was thinking back then..

... But hey !! Take a look at me now.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 04 2020
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I’m going to hell for this
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Azmodius666
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 02 2019
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There's a circle of hell for pin humour
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bi0_B1lly
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 07 2019
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My beekeeping brother stumbled upon my collection of honeybee legs, screaming "What the hell is this?"

I responded, "It's none of your bee's knees."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cyphr0st
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06 2020
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Why the hell anyone would make a plant based burger is beyond

meat

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ldb477
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 13 2019
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Thats one hell of a beeard
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/flamys123
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 29 2019
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I’m looking forward to the new Hell’s Kitchen pasta episode

A real Al dente’s inferno

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/badjayplaness
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 03 2020
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How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bananasplitz14
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 04 2019
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