Hades decided if he was going bald, there would be hell toupee.
ποΈ 51
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οΈ May 21 2021
I kept begging my manager for some flour and it annoyed the hell out of him
Eventually, I was given the sack
ποΈ 10
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οΈ Jun 01 2021
Why do Hells Angels always wear Leather?
So they can Hyde from the Police!
ποΈ 4
π
οΈ May 17 2021
Hell yeah
ποΈ 34
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οΈ Mar 26 2021
What's the best way to climb out of ELO hell?
ποΈ 3
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οΈ Apr 17 2021
Iβm having a hell of a time getting this yoga instructor to leave my house.
Every time I ask her to leave she just says βnamaste.β
ποΈ 49
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οΈ Mar 24 2021
What the hell am I dough-inβ here? I donut belong here
ποΈ 18
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οΈ Mar 03 2021
Hell come around
ποΈ 12
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οΈ Feb 11 2021
I would cheat the Golden Globes. Hell, I would even manipulate the Academy Awards. But I would NEVER
ποΈ 26
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οΈ Jan 29 2021
Hell's Ingalls.
ποΈ 10
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οΈ Feb 19 2021
Hell used to be an island
ποΈ 17
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οΈ Jan 28 2021
All hail to the frontline warriors, and obviously all hell to corona
ποΈ 2
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οΈ Dec 26 2020
What's the most popular spice in hell?
ποΈ 10
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οΈ Jan 03 2021
I personally think that beekeeper suits are ugly as hell, but hey...
Beauty is in the eye of the beeholder
ποΈ 388
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οΈ Aug 14 2020
I'm a lactose intolerant and this doesn't explain why I see hell after eating cheese
ποΈ 10
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οΈ Oct 22 2020
If hell is hot, then heaven's gotta be cold
Guess that's why they call it paradice
ποΈ 7
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οΈ Dec 03 2020
hell yeah
ποΈ 3k
π
οΈ Oct 15 2019
HuaWei to hell
ποΈ 4k
π
οΈ Apr 01 2019
Hell wigs out.
ποΈ 125
π
οΈ Jan 12 2020
Would need one hell of a wig
ποΈ 73
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οΈ May 24 2020
The hell is wrong with manslaughter!!
Arenβt men allowed to laugh?
ποΈ 3
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οΈ Sep 27 2020
It sure would be one hell of a confusion
ποΈ 150
π
οΈ Nov 10 2019
My dad banned me from saying "Hell", so I asked: "Have you thought of any alternative names for hell?"
ποΈ 12k
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οΈ Sep 18 2018
"What the hell are you doing?" - "I have..."
ποΈ 13
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οΈ May 07 2020
I can't believe I'm already going bald! What the hell?
That's last time I buy off-brand tires...
ποΈ 4
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οΈ Aug 07 2020
I think thereβs a special place in hell for my friend Dante, because heβs always trolling animal rights activists.
ποΈ 3
π
οΈ Jul 22 2020
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
ποΈ 113
π
οΈ Jul 04 2019
What do you call old people in hell?
ποΈ 5
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οΈ May 26 2020
I went to Hell for burning a Bible and shooting up the ashes with a syringe.
I guess I shouldn't have taken the Lord's name in vein.
ποΈ 27
π
οΈ Jan 19 2020
I saw a burglar trying to kick in his own door, so I asked βWhat the hell are you doing?β
He said, βLike everyone else, Iβm working from home.β
ποΈ 13
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οΈ Apr 15 2020
Hell-O
ποΈ 14
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οΈ Dec 09 2019
I'm going to hell for laughing at this
ποΈ 30
π
οΈ Oct 14 2019
βMy wife said: having a baby hurts like hellβ
I asked in response if she thought it was βBirth-whileβ
ποΈ 6
π
οΈ Mar 24 2020
Church is boring as hell
ποΈ 6
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οΈ Apr 16 2019
I recently misplaced some of my game pieces for Yahtzee, and honestly itβs been hell, so I decided to make some posters to put up around the apartment complex:
ποΈ 3
π
οΈ Apr 10 2020
A mathematician comes home drunk at 3 AM. His wife: Hey, you promised to be in by 1145. What the hell happened?
Him: No, I told you Iβll be home by a quarter of twelve.
ποΈ 814
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οΈ Jul 15 2018
Back in the 80's...I was a teenager full of obsessions, even Phil Collins was one of them. What the hell was thinking back then..
... But hey !! Take a look at me now.
ποΈ 3
π
οΈ Mar 04 2020
Iβm going to hell for this
ποΈ 23
π
οΈ Mar 02 2019
There's a circle of hell for pin humour
ποΈ 14
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οΈ Aug 07 2019
My beekeeping brother stumbled upon my collection of honeybee legs, screaming "What the hell is this?"
I responded, "It's none of your bee's knees."
ποΈ 10
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οΈ Jan 06 2020
Why the hell anyone would make a plant based burger is beyond
ποΈ 3
π
οΈ Dec 13 2019
Thats one hell of a beeard
ποΈ 8
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οΈ Aug 29 2019
Iβm looking forward to the new Hellβs Kitchen pasta episode
A real Al denteβs inferno
ποΈ 8
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οΈ Jan 03 2020
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
ποΈ 39
π
οΈ Aug 04 2019
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