What the hell am I dough-in’ here? I donut belong here
I think there’s a special place in hell for my friend Dante, because he’s always trolling animal rights activists.
Dante’s in fur now.
What do you call old people in hell?
Sinner citizens!
I saw a burglar trying to kick in his own door, so I asked “What the hell are you doing?”
He said, “Like everyone else, I’m working from home.”
A mathematician comes home drunk at 3 AM. His wife: Hey, you promised to be in by 1145. What the hell happened?
Him: No, I told you I’ll be home by a quarter of twelve.
Back in the 80's...I was a teenager full of obsessions, even Phil Collins was one of them. What the hell was thinking back then..
... But hey !! Take a look at me now.
If someone does something dumb in Heaven/Hell, are they making a "grave-mistake"?
What you get when you play the song "walk with me in hell" at double speed?
"Sprint with me in hell"
People in wheelchairs are going to hell.
It’s a stairway to heaven.
What did the atheist say upon arriving in hell?
Well, I'll be damned!
What kind of plants do they grow in Hell?
Purga Trees.
What do fish hear in Hell?
The whales of the damned.
What do you call a bored cow in hell?
A black Angus flamin' yawn (filet mignon)
I want to make a show in the same style as "My Cat from Hell", but make it about lizards instead.
I'll call it "A-Reptile Dysfunction".
What kind of plants do they grow in Hell?
Purga Trees.
