How does a millennial learn to tell the time?
With TikTok.
Why do millennials only count using odd numbers?
Because the CANT even.
What did the Millennial say after reading the Unabomber's manifesto?
Ok boomer.
Forrest Gump doesn’t care about millennials either, but do you know what generation he does care about?
Gen A
What do a pirate and a millennial have in common?
They greet friends with “yo ho!”
What does a millennial cowboy say?
Yeet Haw!
What is a Millennial's favorite dinosaur?
If we move all the millennials and gen z kids to Hawaii, we’d have enough to make a tropical depression
What did the millennial say when his friend played jaws on the piano?
That low key gave me chills
What does a millennial chemist eat for a snack?
Avagadro toast.
I hired a millennial today! He said he doesn't need to be paid...
Participation is its own trophy!
How many millennials does it take to screw in a light bulb?
It's already lit, fam.
Did you hear about the millennial wine snob?
He decan't even.
Maybe Millennials are out of shape because we grew up watching sit-coms
Stand-coms would've made for better outcomes.
What is a millennials favourite seasoning mix?
Old bae
As a millennial,
what do you do when you're hungry?
YEET
