Just had my first day on the job as a co-pilot of the Millenium falcon...

It went well but I made some Wookiee mistakes.

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👤︎ u/cozykush44
📅︎ Apr 11 2021
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Chewbacca crashed the Millenium Falcon the first time he flew it.

Wookiee mistake.

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👤︎ u/dashie1985
📅︎ May 30 2020
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I was surprised to see the make of my Millenium Falcon model.

It was Toy Yoda

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📅︎ Sep 29 2018
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Dads in 2999 be like

See you next week See you next month See you next year See you next decade See you next century See you next millenium

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👤︎ u/ThyDad69
📅︎ Mar 21 2021
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What did Gordon Ramsay about the corned beef?

ITS SO CHEWY IT COULD FLY THE MILLENIUM FUCKING FALCON

Edit: Ramsay say bleh.

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👤︎ u/ciaeric2
📅︎ Apr 13 2019
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What religion is Chewbacca?

He is Chew-ish!

(Took this from a friend)

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📅︎ Apr 30 2018
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