Even during the 19th century, puns are used in literature too.
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Itβs kind of sad that Christianity, Judaism, and Islam have been fighting each other for centuries.
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
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A century ago, two brothers insisted that it was possible to fly ...
... and as you can see, they were Wright
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Wild Falcons live to be about 13. So all the Falcons in the wild today were born in the 21st Century.
They're Millennial Falcons
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︎ Apr 14 2021
Why did the 20th century come before the 21st?
Because twenty first century.
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︎ May 03 2021
Coming this fall to CBS, a new sitcom about a pair of actresses living in the 17th Century...
Itβs called β2 Baroque Girlsβ.
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︎ Apr 07 2021
Just read an amazing account of a 13th-Century siege.
Just read an amazing account of a 13th-Century siege.
The attackers killed the duke's son, knocking him from the battlements with a peasant's severed head fired from a trebuchet.
It was the first recorded instance of a serf-face-to-heir missile.
From Twitter.
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︎ Feb 17 2021
Catholic priests were forbidden from learning math until the 20th century
Before that it was a cardinal Sin
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︎ Feb 12 2021
So yall know how people used wooden dentures in the 19th century? I wonder if women ever tried or thought of using the same idea to increase boob size.
That would be something, now wooden tit?
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︎ Jan 11 2021
The 21st century is now old enough to drink.
And you thought the sober years were bad
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︎ Jan 01 2021
Have you seen the movie about production methods of boats, planes, and bridges in the 20th century?
I can't remember the name but it's riveting.
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︎ Jan 02 2021
After a half century of study, Iβve discovered the true connection between mind and body.
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︎ Jan 18 2021
I just read that times were real tough for musicians in the early 17th century...
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︎ Oct 30 2020
I'm holding a 17th Century Party, and all the Enlightenment thinkers can swing by - except one.
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︎ Oct 17 2020
How did women in the 16th century stay fit?
They worked their core-set
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︎ Oct 13 2020
Tootsie Pops finally got into the 21st century and created a Facebook page. With it, they created a new catchphrase.
How many likes does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
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︎ Nov 04 2020
Why is first-century Rome like a 2-star restaurant?
Neither one is concerned about cross contamination.
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︎ Oct 22 2020
Itβs the Melony of the century
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︎ May 22 2020
I had a job repairing 17th century violins...
I only fixed instruments that were BAROQUE.
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︎ Jan 12 2020
I won the lottery and squandered most of it on buying 17th century artwork and musical instruments.
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︎ May 25 2020
βOil on canvasβββAnonymous Artist, circa 21st century.
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︎ Dec 28 2018
βOil on Canvas.ββ- Anonymous Artist, circa 21st century.
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︎ Oct 18 2019
Plz halp, I need as many vegetable puns as possible ASAP, the epic vegetable pun battle of the century is now being waged and I am quickly running out of ammo while the enemy shows no signs of retreat
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︎ Jul 22 2018
Fight of the century?
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︎ May 13 2019
One of the greatest artists of the 20th century
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︎ Mar 27 2019
What do you call an 18th century bottle of perfume from America
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︎ Oct 15 2019
Why were composers in the 18th century so poor?
Because they were baroque.
I'll be Bach with more jokes soon.
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︎ Oct 01 2018
This explains the early-20th century intelligent look
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︎ Sep 21 2018
This one's for them 9th century bois
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︎ Nov 06 2018
They only started selling music in the 17th Century.
It was during the BAROQUE era!
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︎ Jan 28 2019
If you wrote down the names of all the works by a 19th century Polish composer...
...you'd have a Chopin List.
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︎ Jul 09 2019
People in the 17th century were so baroque...
there was constant luting in the streets
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︎ Jun 17 2019
If Disney, who own Marvel, also acquire 20th century Fox, they could remake Die Hard
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︎ Dec 12 2017
Back in 20th century everybody thought we would land on Mars by 2021 ...
I guess hindsight is 2020 ..!
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︎ Apr 03 2019
Court Chester: Cell of the Century
Chester, the defendant, stood in front of the judge's imposing bench, waiting patiently for the reason why he was there. To further muddle the moment, he stared at items unfamiliar to him, at least in that context.
Perched on and near His Honor's desk were the following: A DuraLast Ultra in one car with a long, black cord stretching to another car, several alkaline D cells plugged into a black box, and lastly, a cell phone with its cord sticking into the wall.
Finally removing Chester's questioned look was his attorney leaning into his ear to whisper, "It's official, now: You're facing battery charges."
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︎ Mar 27 2019
All work and no plague makes for a very different 13th Century.
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︎ May 04 2017
Found on r/MapPorn on a map about Islamic Conquest of Iberia in the 8th century
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︎ Jul 05 2018
I won the lottery and spent all my winnings on 17th century paintings and classical instruments
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︎ Oct 25 2017
What's a 15th Century Mexican's favorite type of technology?
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︎ Jul 07 2018
In the 12th century, one African nation planned to utilize giraffes as pack animals to carry supplies between warring nations. However, the giraffes kept escaping. It was the first recorded instance of giraffe dodging.
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︎ Dec 10 2018
You know what they said in weather begotten 10th century Europe...
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︎ Mar 23 2017
What do you call a 14th century yesman?
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︎ Feb 19 2018
Jeff Foxworthy does something newsworthy, and 20th Century picks up on it.
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︎ Mar 18 2018
Islam, Judaism, and Christianity have been in conflict with each other for centuries.
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
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A century ago, two brothers claimed that it was possible to fly.
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