Allosaurus Puns

A list of puns related to "Allosaurus"

WHat's an Allosaurus's favorite meal?

Jurrasic Pork

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👤︎ u/UnknownFor3818
📅︎ Sep 18 2020
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Did you hear about the pianist who was eaten by an allosaurus?

He was a Jurassically-claimed musician

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👤︎ u/dontyoutellmetosmile
📅︎ Dec 16 2018
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I’ve been torturing my 12yo son with dad jokes for the last month or so...he came in first thing this morning and laid this one on me...

Where do sunburned dinosaurs go for help?

The Allosaurus.

He earned a high-five for that one.

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👤︎ u/MissBecka
📅︎ Dec 27 2018
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