Just cracked this one off at lunch.

Was eating burgers with the wife and daughter when my wife (who picked up the food) said, "I was going to get us singles, but I went with the double. Just felt in the mood for a meatier burger."

"Did your burger kill the dinosaurs?" I deadpanned.


"Your burger. You said it was a meteor burger."

"Meatier...meatier...METEOR Burger? Goddammit, goober."

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