dinosaur pun
πŸ‘︎ 17
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Wrongsphere
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
🚨︎ report
Can a dinosaur pun be funny?

You bet jurrasic an

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/kanteer1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
🚨︎ report
What do you call a guy who makes to many dinosaur puns?

A Dino-bore

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Baseballmagic505
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
🚨︎ report
Dinosaur Puns [OC]
πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Angry-at-Nothing
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2015
🚨︎ report
Need Help with a Dinosaur Pun!

Reddit, I need your help. I'm coming up with dinosaur name puns and I'm stuck on my own name!

Kara + Parasaurolophus = Karasaurolophus

Claire + Pterodactyl = Clairodactyl

Erin + Triceratops = Tricerinatops

John + Iguanadon = Iguanajohn

Charles + ??? = ???

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/chizarlicious
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2014
🚨︎ report
The joy of dinosaur puns
πŸ‘︎ 18
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/codevoid
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2018
🚨︎ report
why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

They are dead.

πŸ‘︎ 26
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
🚨︎ report
I asked the librarian if she knew the author of a dinosaur book.

She said try Sarah Topps.

πŸ‘︎ 24
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
🚨︎ report
What do you call an under-cooked dinosaur?

Raw

πŸ‘︎ 23
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/MegaMind28
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
🚨︎ report
What do you call a dinosaur that works out?

A tyrannosaurus-flex

πŸ‘︎ 20
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/beanimus0829
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
🚨︎ report
What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and a pig?

Jurassic Pork...

πŸ‘︎ 33
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Arachnadia
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
🚨︎ report
Which dinosaur was the best at playing basketball?

The LeBrontosaurus

πŸ‘︎ 11
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
🚨︎ report
What do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of synonyms?

A thesaurus

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Smorp_a_Dorp
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
🚨︎ report
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur ?

Lickalottapuss

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/RedMusical
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
🚨︎ report
What do you call a dinosaur that is also a towel?

A dry-ceratops

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
🚨︎ report
What did one dinosaur say to the other dinosaur?

Oh look, an Asteroi-

πŸ‘︎ 14
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Benstrosity
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
🚨︎ report
Which Dinosaur had the largest vocabulary?

Thesaurus

πŸ‘︎ 103
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
🚨︎ report
How did the dinosaur get clean?

With a meteor shower!

πŸ‘︎ 88
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/DecIsMuchJuvenile
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
🚨︎ report
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with explosives?

Dino-mite

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
🚨︎ report
What do you call a glass dinosaur?

Pyrex.

πŸ‘︎ 75
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
🚨︎ report
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/l1r2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
🚨︎ report
Why should you never fight a dinosaur?

You would get Jurasskicked!

πŸ‘︎ 51
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
🚨︎ report
Which dinosaur survived extinction and is now found in farmer's fields?

The T-rac-tor

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/RightlyKnightly
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
🚨︎ report
What’s the best dinosaur to help with gifts ?

A velociWraptor

πŸ‘︎ 11
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/RedMusical
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
🚨︎ report
I asked my son to go get me a phone book. He laughed, called me a dinosaur, and handed me his iPhone.

The spider is dead, the iPhone screen is cracked, and my son is furious!

πŸ‘︎ 15k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/sierrasport
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
🚨︎ report
What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.

πŸ‘︎ 43
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/podfather2000
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
🚨︎ report
What do you call a dinosaur who is easy to clean, heat resistant and long lasting?

py-rex

I'll get my coat...

πŸ‘︎ 439
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/byte_marx
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
🚨︎ report
What’s a dinosaurs least favourite reindeer?

Comet

πŸ‘︎ 45
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
🚨︎ report
What do you call an exploding dinosaur?

Dynamite

πŸ‘︎ 16
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/eliaskrieuwywufkr
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
🚨︎ report
So scientists finally discovered a fossilised dinosaur butt. For it to survive intact all that time...

It must have been a megasaurus.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLifeOfRyanB
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
🚨︎ report
What do you call a kinky dinosaur?

A Doyouhaveasoreass

πŸ‘︎ 9k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/chelseakkay
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
🚨︎ report
What do you call a dinosaur without gold?

A dinosr.

πŸ‘︎ 86
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/TroyExplores
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
🚨︎ report
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his contact lenses?

Doyouthinkhesaurus.

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/imustrun580
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
🚨︎ report
What do you call a dinosaur with a strong vocabulary?

A thesaurus

πŸ‘︎ 104
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Hud_is_on
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
🚨︎ report
What do you call a dinosaur who lost his glasses?

Do-you-think-he-sarus?

πŸ‘︎ 26
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
🚨︎ report
What do you call a dinosaur that writes books?

A thesaurus

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
🚨︎ report
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because the chicken wasn’t born yet.

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
🚨︎ report
Dinosaur puns are Pteroble
πŸ‘︎ 10
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
🚨︎ report
Which Dinosaur had the largest vocabulary?

Thesaurus

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
🚨︎ report
What do you call an exploding dinosaur???

Dinomite

πŸ‘︎ 28
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
🚨︎ report
Why should you never fight a dinosaur?

You'll get jurasskicked.

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Xenonthewizlard
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
🚨︎ report
What do you call a glass dinosaur?

Pyrex.

πŸ‘︎ 16
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
🚨︎ report
Why can't dinosaurs clap.

Cause they're dead.

πŸ‘︎ 303
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/neo-1000
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.