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Dinosaur! Puns

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👤︎ u/Wrongsphere
📅︎ Oct 20 2019
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Can a dinosaur pun be funny?

You bet jurrasic an

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👤︎ u/kanteer1
📅︎ Nov 13 2020
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What do you call a guy who makes to many dinosaur puns?

A Dino-bore

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👤︎ u/Baseballmagic505
📅︎ Apr 05 2019
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Dinosaur Puns [OC]
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👤︎ u/Angry-at-Nothing
📅︎ Nov 29 2015
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Need Help with a Dinosaur Pun!

Reddit, I need your help. I'm coming up with dinosaur name puns and I'm stuck on my own name!

Kara + Parasaurolophus = Karasaurolophus

Claire + Pterodactyl = Clairodactyl

Erin + Triceratops = Tricerinatops

John + Iguanadon = Iguanajohn

Charles + ??? = ???

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👤︎ u/chizarlicious
📅︎ Jul 02 2014
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The joy of dinosaur puns
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👤︎ u/codevoid
📅︎ Dec 12 2018
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why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

They are dead.

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👤︎ u/a_very_happy_person
📅︎ Mar 02 2021
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I asked the librarian if she knew the author of a dinosaur book.

She said try Sarah Topps.

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👤︎ u/Realistic-Twist-3112
📅︎ Mar 07 2021
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What do you call an under-cooked dinosaur?

Raw

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👤︎ u/MegaMind28
📅︎ Mar 04 2021
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What do you call a dinosaur that works out?

A tyrannosaurus-flex

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👤︎ u/beanimus0829
📅︎ Feb 17 2021
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What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and a pig?

Jurassic Pork...

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👤︎ u/Arachnadia
📅︎ Feb 09 2021
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Which dinosaur was the best at playing basketball?

The LeBrontosaurus

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👤︎ u/PlatonicMaleTouching
📅︎ Feb 04 2021
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What do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of synonyms?

A thesaurus

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👤︎ u/Smorp_a_Dorp
📅︎ Feb 14 2021
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What do you call a dinosaur that is also a towel?

A dry-ceratops

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👤︎ u/UsernamesAreHard82
📅︎ Feb 19 2021
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What did one dinosaur say to the other dinosaur?

Oh look, an Asteroi-

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👤︎ u/Benstrosity
📅︎ Feb 05 2021
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Which Dinosaur had the largest vocabulary?

Thesaurus

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👤︎ u/MyLatestInvention
📅︎ Jan 02 2021
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How did the dinosaur get clean?

With a meteor shower!

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👤︎ u/DecIsMuchJuvenile
📅︎ Dec 27 2020
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What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with explosives?

Dino-mite

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👤︎ u/BlankPhotos
📅︎ Jan 25 2021
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What do you call a glass dinosaur?

Pyrex.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Jan 03 2021
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What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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👤︎ u/l1r2
📅︎ Jan 10 2021
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Why should you never fight a dinosaur?

You would get Jurasskicked!

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👤︎ u/the_real_jellygoose
📅︎ Jan 03 2021
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Which dinosaur survived extinction and is now found in farmer's fields?

The T-rac-tor

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👤︎ u/RightlyKnightly
📅︎ Jan 11 2021
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What’s the best dinosaur to help with gifts ?

A velociWraptor

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👤︎ u/RedMusical
📅︎ Jan 05 2021
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I asked my son to go get me a phone book. He laughed, called me a dinosaur, and handed me his iPhone.

The spider is dead, the iPhone screen is cracked, and my son is furious!

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👤︎ u/sierrasport
📅︎ Jul 04 2020
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What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.

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👤︎ u/podfather2000
📅︎ Dec 28 2020
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What do you call a dinosaur who is easy to clean, heat resistant and long lasting?

py-rex

I'll get my coat...

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👤︎ u/byte_marx
📅︎ Oct 26 2020
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What’s a dinosaurs least favourite reindeer?

Comet

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👤︎ u/justbeatitTTD
📅︎ Dec 10 2020
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What do you call an exploding dinosaur?

Dynamite

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👤︎ u/eliaskrieuwywufkr
📅︎ Dec 28 2020
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So scientists finally discovered a fossilised dinosaur butt. For it to survive intact all that time...

It must have been a megasaurus.

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👤︎ u/TheLifeOfRyanB
📅︎ Jan 20 2021
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What do you call a kinky dinosaur?

A Doyouhaveasoreass

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👤︎ u/chelseakkay
📅︎ Jun 12 2020
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What do you call a dinosaur without gold?

A dinosr.

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👤︎ u/TroyExplores
📅︎ Nov 08 2020
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What do you call a dinosaur that lost his contact lenses?

Doyouthinkhesaurus.

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👤︎ u/imustrun580
📅︎ Dec 30 2020
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What do you call a dinosaur with a strong vocabulary?

A thesaurus

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👤︎ u/Hud_is_on
📅︎ Nov 10 2020
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What do you call a dinosaur who lost his glasses?

Do-you-think-he-sarus?

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👤︎ u/Melvin-_-_-Marvelous
📅︎ Dec 09 2020
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What do you call a dinosaur that writes books?

A thesaurus

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👤︎ u/shdchko
📅︎ Dec 07 2020
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because the chicken wasn’t born yet.

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👤︎ u/BlankPhotos
📅︎ Jan 04 2021
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Dinosaur puns are Pteroble
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👤︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
📅︎ Nov 15 2019
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Which Dinosaur had the largest vocabulary?

Thesaurus

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👤︎ u/MyLatestInvention
📅︎ Jan 02 2021
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What do you call an exploding dinosaur???

Dinomite

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👤︎ u/stupidsexyf1anders
📅︎ Dec 05 2020
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Why should you never fight a dinosaur?

You'll get jurasskicked.

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👤︎ u/Xenonthewizlard
📅︎ Jan 06 2021
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What do you call a glass dinosaur?

Pyrex.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Jan 03 2021
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Why can't dinosaurs clap.

Cause they're dead.

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👤︎ u/neo-1000
📅︎ Sep 15 2020
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