What starts with an "e" and ends with an "e" with a letter in it?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kkshitij4_exe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 20 2021
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What begins with a P, ends with an E and has a million letters in it

Post office

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Wizzecian007
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 09 2021
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A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z

Happy No L!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25 2020
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I was reciting A, C, and E music notes in a bar. They kicked me out ...

They said no Minor allowed here . ..

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/afarro
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25 2020
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A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/December_Soul
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02 2020
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A T H E I S M
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Salty-Alternative832
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 03 2020
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EAZY E did a collab with Black eye peas.

It was called Easy Peasy.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bms1840
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 18 2020
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My imterviewer asked me why I put A, C, D, E, I, M, N, O, R, and T on my application.

I told him they were the letters of recommendation.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ChargedMedal
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 10 2020
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There’s a new drug going around that is nicknamed β€œangle”. My friends want to try it with me, but I took a D.A.R.E. course and don’t want to do drugs, so my friends make fun of me.

I guess I’m just too square to try angle.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PopTarnekPop
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 17 2020
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Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get a Christmas present?

Because the rest of the letters were not-E.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24 2019
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E-flat walks into a bar. The bar tender looks up and says,

β€œI’m sorry. We don’t serve minors.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/labink
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 02 2020
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S h a m e
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Morigane90
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 13 2020
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E is not in a lot of things though
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AMswag123
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 17 2020
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What's a knight's favorite type of e-mail?

Chain mail!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/chaoticgood
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 24 2020
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E minor is a really spooky chord.

It just gives me the E B G B's

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JorWat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 28 2020
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Why are the horse stalls at a racetrack labelled A, B, D, E, and F?

Because no one would bet on a seahorse.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cyclopropagative
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 18 2020
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Why did the 'A' go to the bathroom and come out an 'E'?

It had a vowel movement.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 27 2020
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Dad: Years ago I had the opportunity to meet R.E.M., and we even took a picture together with my buddies.

Son: Where are you in the photo?

Dad: That's me in the corner.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jay-ay
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 05 2020
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What do you call a person who steals e-cigarettes?

A juul thief

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cookiecakes29
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 26 2020
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All my baby says is A E I O U...

I have no idea where he picked up this vowel language.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Datolite7
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 15 2020
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I had a friend in high school who was a foreign exchange student, and he always took mine and my friend’s e-cigarettes

We called him the international juul thief

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/minimikjr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 22 2020
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C, E-flat and G walk in to a bar.

The bartenders says sorry we don't allow minors in here

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 11 2020
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How do you know E.T. Is a Liverpool fan?

He looks like one.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OliPark
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 30 2020
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If a girl thinks long and hard enough about becoming an e-girl, does that make her thotful?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WickedSamaritan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 29 2020
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Teacher: β€œJohnny, can you spell weather?” Johnny: β€œW...E...V...V...A” ...

Teacher: β€œWell that is the worst spell of weather we’ve had in a while!”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 22 2020
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Tonight is a sad night... our robotic vacuum cleaner, Wall-E, killed our bathroom spider, Al Gore.

Why was our bathroom spider named Al Gore? Simple. He created the web.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DamnRedhead
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 05 2020
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Any idea why they keep saying the letter E is a man?

It's a mystery.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JimmyDabomb
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 10 2020
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A neighbour of mine is always in A&E with concussion,

lives just a stone's throw from me

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Stonefly_C
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18 2020
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Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before? /r/ShouldIbuythisgame/com…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JonaSavage17
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 27 2020
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β€ͺMy mate gets really angry if you say a e i o or u in front of him ‬

He has irritable vowel syndrome

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/isla_am
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 31 2019
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Today I did a study on e. coli

I made a pretty shitty report

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Datruedabking
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 28 2020
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Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel in 1939 called "Gadsby", which completely avoids use of the letter "E".

Sounds a bit prtntious.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 04 2020
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What a S(HAM)E
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wack_broski
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 26 2019
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What do you call a fight between E.T. and a nerd with no social life?

Alien vs Redditor.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19 2019
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I get upset whenever I hear a, e, i, o, or u.

Turns out I have Irritable Vowel Syndrome.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FreemanForever
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 11 2019
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When I eat alphabet soup I only eat the A E I O U (and sometimes Y) out of it

So later I can have a nice big vowel movement. 😎 Affectionately, Dad

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05 2019
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**T H E R E I S N O E S C A P E**
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/UserbasedCriticism
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 31 2019
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A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?

Because they're all not 'C's.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RedPlanetCorridor
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 11 2019
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Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/howiewu0402
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 02 2020
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A B πŸ’Ώ E F G
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/idontknowdude17
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19 2019
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Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get a Christmas present?

Because the rest of the letters were not-E.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25 2019
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Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 07 2019
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I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z

No-el no-L

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RikM
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 11 2019
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Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 18 2019
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Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 31 2019
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