What starts with an "e" and ends with an "e" with a letter in it?
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︎ Jan 20 2021
What begins with a P, ends with an E and has a million letters in it
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︎ Jan 09 2021
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
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︎ Dec 25 2020
I was reciting A, C, and E music notes in a bar. They kicked me out ...
They said no Minor allowed here . ..
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︎ Dec 25 2020
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
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︎ Dec 02 2020
A T H E I S M
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︎ Oct 03 2020
EAZY E did a collab with Black eye peas.
It was called Easy Peasy.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
My imterviewer asked me why I put A, C, D, E, I, M, N, O, R, and T on my application.
I told him they were the letters of recommendation.
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︎ Jul 10 2020
Thereβs a new drug going around that is nicknamed βangleβ. My friends want to try it with me, but I took a D.A.R.E. course and donβt want to do drugs, so my friends make fun of me.
I guess Iβm just too square to try angle.
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︎ Oct 17 2020
Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get a Christmas present?
Because the rest of the letters were not-E.
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︎ Dec 24 2019
E-flat walks into a bar. The bar tender looks up and says,
βIβm sorry. We donβt serve minors.β
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︎ Jun 02 2020
S h a m e
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︎ Feb 13 2020
E is not in a lot of things though
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︎ Apr 17 2020
What's a knight's favorite type of e-mail?
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︎ Jul 24 2020
E minor is a really spooky chord.
It just gives me the E B G B's
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︎ Apr 28 2020
Why are the horse stalls at a racetrack labelled A, B, D, E, and F?
Because no one would bet on a seahorse.
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︎ Apr 18 2020
Why did the 'A' go to the bathroom and come out an 'E'?
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︎ Jan 27 2020
Dad: Years ago I had the opportunity to meet R.E.M., and we even took a picture together with my buddies.
Son: Where are you in the photo?
Dad: That's me in the corner.
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︎ Jun 05 2020
What do you call a person who steals e-cigarettes?
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︎ Jul 26 2020
All my baby says is A E I O U...
I have no idea where he picked up this vowel language.
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︎ May 15 2020
I had a friend in high school who was a foreign exchange student, and he always took mine and my friendβs e-cigarettes
We called him the international juul thief
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︎ Jul 22 2020
C, E-flat and G walk in to a bar.
The bartenders says sorry we don't allow minors in here
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︎ Apr 11 2020
How do you know E.T. Is a Liverpool fan?
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︎ Apr 30 2020
If a girl thinks long and hard enough about becoming an e-girl, does that make her thotful?
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︎ Feb 29 2020
Teacher: βJohnny, can you spell weather?β Johnny: βW...E...V...V...Aβ ...
Teacher: βWell that is the worst spell of weather weβve had in a while!β
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︎ May 22 2020
Tonight is a sad night... our robotic vacuum cleaner, Wall-E, killed our bathroom spider, Al Gore.
Why was our bathroom spider named Al Gore? Simple. He created the web.
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︎ Apr 05 2020
Any idea why they keep saying the letter E is a man?
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︎ Apr 10 2020
A neighbour of mine is always in A&E with concussion,
lives just a stone's throw from me
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︎ Feb 18 2020
Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before?
/r/ShouldIbuythisgame/comβ¦
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︎ Mar 27 2020
βͺMy mate gets really angry if you say a e i o or u in front of him β¬
He has irritable vowel syndrome
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︎ Oct 31 2019
Today I did a study on e. coli
I made a pretty shitty report
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︎ Feb 28 2020
Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel in 1939 called "Gadsby", which completely avoids use of the letter "E".
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︎ Mar 04 2020
What a S(HAM)E
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︎ Jul 26 2019
What do you call a fight between E.T. and a nerd with no social life?
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︎ Oct 19 2019
I get upset whenever I hear a, e, i, o, or u.
Turns out I have Irritable Vowel Syndrome.
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︎ Jul 11 2019
When I eat alphabet soup I only eat the A E I O U (and sometimes Y) out of it
So later I can have a nice big vowel movement.
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Affectionately,
Dad
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︎ Dec 05 2019
**T H E R E I S N O E S C A P E**
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︎ Aug 31 2019
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
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︎ Dec 11 2019
Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?
Because he had a vowel movement.
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︎ Jul 02 2020
A B πΏ E F G
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︎ Oct 19 2019
Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get a Christmas present?
Because the rest of the letters were
not-E.
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︎ Dec 25 2019
Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?
Because he had a vowel movement.
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︎ Nov 07 2019
I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z
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︎ Dec 11 2019
Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?
Because he had a vowel movement.
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︎ Nov 18 2019
Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?
Because he had a vowel movement.
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︎ Oct 31 2019
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