Mr. Mercedes returns for Season 2 on August 22, 2018 on AUDIENCE. Watch Season 1 now on DIRECTV CH. 239, stream with DIRECTV NOW, U-verse CH. 1114.
Proof:
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https://i.redd.it/3sxmvnvigbc11.jpg
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https://www.instagram.com/p/Blq6hpog7uQ/?taken-by=jackbenderart]
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Hi Reddit!
My name is Breeda Wool. I'm from Urbana, Illinois and started my acting debut in Tinkerbell of all things. I did some short films in college and moved to New York City to pursue my passion of acting into a career.
I've done theater, sketch comedy, and an avant-garde dance movement - and then I moved to LA! I've had some roles on Weeds, Law & Order: Criminal Intent, and Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. I was also cast in Amazon's web series Betas in 2013, and a feature film AWOL which premiered at this year's Tribeca Film Festival.
I also starred in the hit and critically-acclaimed series UnREAL. The first season premiered at SXSW and aired on Lifetime. Created by Marti Noxon and Sarah Shapiro, UnREAL gives a behind-the- scenes look at the chaos surrounding the production of a dating competition program. I play Faith DeLuth a young woman from Mississippi who competes on the show called Everlasting. The show was nominated for Best Drama Series with the 2016 Critics’ Choice Awards and honored as one of AFI's TV Programs of the Year. The star-studded cast also includes Constance Zimmer and Shiri Appleby. My character Faith has been noticed as the standout from the UnREAL ensemble cast with fans and critics alike. I can currently be seen as the star of Faith's own 10-episode digital spinoff, The Faith Diaries, which chronicles Faith’s journey with her friend and potential love interest Amy to Los Angeles. The entire series is available now on MyLifetime.com. I can also be seen in the films, Automatic at Sea, and Erasing Eden.
Proof: https://twitter.com/breedawool/status/725496585015037953
Phil
Sudden Lee
Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.
If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.
Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???
Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.
Thank you,
A Dad.
Because a toothbrush works better
So far nobody has given me a straight answer
Had to ground him until he could conduct himself properly.
I am currently in the hospital. I had a back operation yesterday. The surgical nurse came in my room and started asking questions about my back. She asked me if I had any falls during the last year. I responded just one. It was after summer.
She laughed and said in 20 years of doing this she never was told that joke.
Indian places are naan profit, Vietnamese places are pho profit.
..... Will get a reward.
The Bushes
Because they work on many levels
..and as big as the last two put together.
Well, toucan play at that game.
I want to talk about my father and the wonderful influence he has had on my life,' he told the audience. 'He is a shining example of parenthood, and I love him more than words could ever do justice.'
At this point he seemed to struggle for words. After a pause, he looked up with a sly grin and said, 'Sorry, but it's really hard to read my father’s handwriting.'
Me : For starters, I bring a lot to the table
Argon does not react.
Windows
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
She said apple-lutely
I’d have $8.40
This happened a few years ago when my son was 6ish. When my kids hurt themselves and it doesn’t look serious I always do the “we might have to amputate that bruised hand” shtick with them. I’ve done it enough that they now roll their eyes.
So, my son got hit lightly in the face with a rubber ball. It wasn’t a hard hit and I could tell he was more upset by the shock of it rather than the pain. So I say “looks like we will have to amputate your nose.” To which he replies “then how will I smell?” And I say “terrible!”
It was my greatest dad joke ever. I felt like I could retire after that.
'Eye-do'
This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.
The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!
Cred once again my sis wants credit lol
Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.
I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.
When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."
From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"
Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.
Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!
To get to the... Bottom...
(as told by my 5yo son, I'm so proud)
Japan.
##Click here to go to the AMA and ask a question
Mr. Mercedes returns for Season 2 on August 22, 2018 on AUDIENCE. Watch Season 1 now on DIRECTV CH. 239, stream with DIRECTV NOW, U-verse CH. 1114.
Proof:
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https://i.redd.it/3sxmvnvigbc11.jpg
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https://www.instagram.com/p/Blq6hpog7uQ/?taken-by=jackbenderart]
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https://i.redd.it/5wz1r0rh5jc11.jpg
