Alpaca Jokes Puns

A list of puns related to "Alpaca Jokes"

Picture this: A pandemic is unleashed by ticks that live on and around the mouths of alpacas.

Global chaos ensues.

The disease wipes out 99% of humanity, and the desperate survivors are forced to live in a post-alpaca lip tick wasteland.

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👤︎ u/habsfan1112
📅︎ May 01 2020
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Last night, my neighbor got on his tractor and started yelling, “The end is near!!”

I hate living next to Farmer Geddon.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 20 2018
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Why didn't the border guard allow a llama to enter the country?

hisllamaphobia

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👤︎ u/Dogbirddog
📅︎ Dec 17 2016
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