Camel Name Puns

Humphrey

Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Belly Jons." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."

3 camels walking in a row through the desert...

First one in the line has 2 humps, his name is 'Two-hump"

Next has 1 hump... name is 'One-hump'

Last has no humps... what's his name?

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Humphrey!