Simba Puns

A list of puns related to "Simba"

Simba was moving slowly so I told him

To mufasa

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👤︎ u/rafaelngash
📅︎ Sep 13 2020
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What do you call Simba in a tuxedo?
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👤︎ u/Cypheur
📅︎ Apr 21 2020
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Why did simba’s dad die?

He didn’t mufasa nuf 😭

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👤︎ u/MAXPAIN1233
📅︎ Jun 17 2019
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What's the difference between Simba and Timon?

One is a meerkat and the other is a mere cat

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👤︎ u/MikeButtheegee
📅︎ Jan 23 2019
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What car does Simba drive?

A Hakuna Miata

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👤︎ u/Cananbaum
📅︎ May 19 2019
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Why can't Simba testify in court?

Cuz he's always lion

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👤︎ u/what-about-NASCAR
📅︎ Feb 14 2019
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Why did Simba lose the race?

He needed to Mufasta.

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👤︎ u/toppuss
📅︎ Nov 08 2018
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What did Simba (The Lion King) order for brunch?

A tuna frittata

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👤︎ u/RevJonesTX
📅︎ Feb 28 2018
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What do you tell simba to do when he walks too slow?

Tell him to mufasa

slaps knee

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👤︎ u/large-chungomungo
📅︎ Jan 29 2019
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Why did Simba's Dad in The Lion King die?.....

because he couldn't Mu fasta

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👤︎ u/mlwinans
📅︎ Apr 24 2018
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If Simba's uncle was mummified..

He'd be wrapped in a SCARcophagus

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👤︎ u/mostlychildish
📅︎ Mar 30 2017
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Look, Simba. Everything the little fluffy bits touch is our kingdom.
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👤︎ u/0xFFF1
📅︎ Apr 30 2015
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What did Scar to Simba say right before he died?

I've made my bed, I'm ready to lion it.

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👤︎ u/TrudieBeakman
📅︎ Apr 20 2017
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Why did Simba's father die?

Because he couldn't Mufasa

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👤︎ u/Caravaggio_
📅︎ Jan 05 2017
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Simba was moving too slowly [x-post from /r/jokes]

So I told him to Mufasa

Credit to /u/mactree

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👤︎ u/darbymowell
📅︎ Mar 25 2015
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Simba was moving too slow so..

I told him to Mufasa

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👤︎ u/We_r_Ven0m
📅︎ Mar 25 2020
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Simba was walking slow

So I told him to Mufasa

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👤︎ u/TheYonko27
📅︎ Sep 21 2019
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Why did Simba’s Dad die?

Because he couldn’t Mufasa ‘nuff

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👤︎ u/jooseyjintshire
📅︎ Sep 27 2018
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Simba was walking too slow

so i told him to Mufasa

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👤︎ u/pats5lyfe
📅︎ Dec 01 2016
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Simba was walking too slow so i told him to mufasa.
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👤︎ u/pizzacrys
📅︎ Oct 22 2015
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