Whatβs the difference between a Scotsman and Walt Disney?
A Scotsman wears a kilt and Walt, Disney
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︎ Apr 22 2021
How do you clean Disney World?
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︎ Apr 30 2021
At Disney World on a hot day, saw someone with one of those portable misting bottles attached to a fan for cooling off. I said, "I want a mister fan."
My wife, without missing a beat, says "Please, Mr. Fan is my father."
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︎ Mar 23 2021
A lot of people believe Walt Disney is cryogenically frozen in the basement of CalArts...
I personally love this conspiracy theory because it's a wonderful example of suspended animation.
Credit to the greatest animation professor of all time, Mr. Theo Artz of Drexel University.
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︎ Jun 12 2018
Disney just announced a Star Wars and Pirates of the Caribbean crossover
I'm looking forward to seeing Arrgghh-2-D2.
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︎ May 10 2021
I asked Rick Astley if I can borrow his Disney movie collection.
He told me "You can borrow any movie in my collection but I'm never gonna give you Up."
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︎ May 09 2021
What do you call a high Walt Disney
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︎ Dec 04 2018
There will be point in the future when Canada will take over the world.
And then you will all be sorry.
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︎ May 01 2021
Whatβs the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?
Bing sings but Walt Disney.
EDIT: to avoid some possible confusion Iβve changed βandβ to βbutβ.
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︎ Apr 07 2018
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
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︎ Apr 26 2021
The mom canβt die! This isnβt a Disney movie!
My daughter, watching Wolfwalkers.
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︎ May 03 2021
There is a famous drug store in my city, because they wear disney costume to cheer up people
the main guy wears a Donald duck costume. I really don't like to go to the store though because my mom always said that one shouldn't take drugs from a quack.
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︎ Apr 12 2021
Rick Astley doesn't mind giving away his Disney movies collection...
But he's still never gonna give you Up. Especially remastered in 4k.
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︎ Feb 18 2021
Thought of this while I was teaching my little brother about the wonderful world of colors
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︎ Apr 26 2021
Last night when exiting Disney, I asked my group if anyone remembered where we parked.
My son: βthe parking lotβ
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︎ Mar 10 2021
Have you guys seen the Disney movie about the dancing ghost princess?
It's called polka-haunt-us
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︎ Mar 03 2021
An homage to a one-time teen star suspended from the Muppet*Vision ceiling, Disney World
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︎ Feb 15 2020
Linguist researchers recently discovered what language is the world's least spoken language.
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︎ May 04 2021
Just got the Father-in-law with this one... Me: At Disney World parades they keep people in line with masking tape on the ground.
Father-in-Law: And do people actually adhere to it?
Me: No, cuz they put it sticky side down.
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︎ Jan 18 2020
Did you hear about the new dark and gritty direction Disney are taking?
Donald Duck will be playing a quack addict.
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︎ Mar 12 2021
There are two things I hate in this world...
Hypocrites and people who hate other people
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︎ May 06 2021
I have a theory that yeast will one day rule the world
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︎ Apr 23 2021
What is the slipperiest country in the world ?
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︎ Apr 26 2021
Whoβs the richest fish in the world?
Gill Gates, the flounder of Mackerelsoft!
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︎ May 02 2021
I saw a 1000 year old oil stain
It was from ancient Greece
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︎ Apr 08 2021
How do Disney princesses screw in a lightbulb?
They hold the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them
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︎ Dec 19 2020
Watson is the most famous doctor in the world
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︎ Apr 09 2021
One of the world leaders is actually an alien hellbent on taking over the world and I know who it is!
It's crazy but it's Trudeau
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︎ May 08 2021
Ain't she out of the world?? π
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︎ May 06 2021
Whatβs the highest number in the world?
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︎ Apr 20 2021
What do you call a world class athlete who injuries their leg?
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︎ May 11 2021
There are 3 types of people in this world:
Those who can count and those who cannot.
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︎ Apr 14 2021
I used to be a judge for the world orchestra championships, but I quit because too many of them were coming out with outlandish sob stories to win me over...
Always trying to get the symphony vote.
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︎ Apr 17 2021
What Disney princess do gymnasts all love?
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︎ Dec 23 2020
Watched the origami world championships last night,
It was on pay-per-view.
Bit of a scam though,
Both teams folded.
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︎ Apr 02 2021
Scientists have discovered what is believed to be the world's largest bed sheet.
More on this story, as it unfolds.
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︎ Mar 05 2021
I was lucky enough to witness the first narcoleptic contestants ever to compete at the World Pie Eating Championship.
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︎ May 05 2021
On big holidays, some people will demand the world of you.
Like a good friend, I only need your presents.
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︎ Apr 28 2021
Iβve just been voted the most secretive person in the whole world
I canβt tell you how much this means to me
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︎ Mar 06 2021
Who is the cleverest Disney character?
Gaston; he's the winner of the No-Belle Prize
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︎ Nov 05 2020
Whatβs the difference between a scotch man and Walt Disney?
A Scotsman wears a kilt and Walt Disneyβ
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︎ Oct 16 2019
Whatβs the difference between a Scotsman and Walt Disney?
A Scotsman wears a kilt and Walt Disney.
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︎ Oct 23 2019
What's the difference between a Scotsman and Walt Disney?
A Scotsman wears a kilt and Walt
Disney.
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︎ Oct 16 2019
Whatβs the difference between a Scotsman and Walt Disney?
A Scotsman wears a kilt and Walt Disney!
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︎ Oct 17 2019
If Watson isn't the most famous doctor in the world...
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︎ Apr 09 2021
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested..
I hear they are gonna give him a really tough sentence.
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︎ May 07 2021
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