26 Hilarious Leopard Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Why can't a leopard hide?

Because it's always spotted

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👤︎ u/VVIIVVI

📅︎ Jan 20 2021

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"Leopard print" blouse

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👤︎ u/havecanoewilltravel

📅︎ Nov 11 2020

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Why can’t the leopard ever play hide and seek?

Because he’s always spotted.

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👤︎ u/Pizzapie212

📅︎ Oct 09 2020

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(Me reading to my five-year-old) The leopard slug eats dead plants and fungi, but also hunts other slugs.

(Five-year-old) I'm a fun guy, so they would eat me.

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👤︎ u/legisleducator

📅︎ Apr 30 2020

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Did you know that the Average African Leopard can jump higher than a stop sign?

This is because as far as I know stop signs can’t jump.

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👤︎ u/_Cyberostrich_

📅︎ Jun 08 2020

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Did you guys hear about the Leopard they banned from the casino?

It seems they thought he was a Cheetah.

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👤︎ u/OmegaLiquidX

📅︎ Apr 13 2020

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Why is a leopard easy to see?

because he is always spotted

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👤︎ u/pandacoat

📅︎ Feb 13 2020

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What do you call a lion that painted on dots go become a leopard?

A cheetah

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👤︎ u/Jonsp7

📅︎ Feb 04 2020

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How can a leopard change his spots?

By moving

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👤︎ u/RayInRed

📅︎ Feb 10 2020

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Def Leopard imgur.com/M4G6rzr

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👤︎ u/GeezusManForReal

📅︎ Apr 16 2018

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Have you ever eaten leopard?

The taste is spot on.

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👤︎ u/freshstart321

📅︎ Oct 14 2019

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Why are leopards so bad at playing hide and seek?

Because they're always spotted.

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👤︎ u/somewaymyheadcreeps

📅︎ Feb 13 2019

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There are only 107 Amur Leopards still living in the wild

It's tragic cause they're the only big cats who know what they are

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👤︎ u/Clbull

📅︎ Oct 28 2019

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The leopard tried to escape the zoo but it was spotted

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👤︎ u/huntress679

📅︎ Mar 18 2019

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Me: A leopard can't chang its stripes

My son: Dad leopards have spots Me: well what do you know, they did it!

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👤︎ u/dubeykeebler

📅︎ Sep 14 2019

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Was at the zoo in Dublin Ireland today. Was very early and there was a group trying to spot the Snow Leopards in their enclosure without any luck. After a few minutes of looking I quipped Snow Leopards.... sNO leopards... well I laughed....

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👤︎ u/feckthis

📅︎ Apr 07 2019

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Why do cheetahs and leopards dislike the game Hide-and-Seek?

...because they're always spotted.

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👤︎ u/gnosticpopsicle

📅︎ Sep 14 2017

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I think I know why spotted leopards are endangered.

They can never sneak up on their prey.

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👤︎ u/DanceEye

📅︎ May 08 2018

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Why can you always trust a leopard?

Because it's not a Cheetah

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👤︎ u/batmanNumberOne

📅︎ May 02 2016

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My D&D group was successfully ambushed by a leopard.

They failed their spot check.

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👤︎ u/Rossum81

📅︎ Mar 02 2018

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Why is it hard to find a leopard in Africa?

They don't want to be spotted

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👤︎ u/Chrisl789

📅︎ Aug 21 2015

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The leopard escaped from the zoo....

....but it was spotted immediately.

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👤︎ u/longleglady

📅︎ Feb 20 2016

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Why can't a leopard hide?

Because he's always spotted.

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👤︎ u/ALizardKing

📅︎ Jun 28 2020

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Why are leopards bad at hide and seek?

No matter where they hide, they're always spotted

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👤︎ u/125bench

📅︎ May 21 2018

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Why are leopards such bad burglars?

Because they're always spotted!

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👤︎ u/lfantine

📅︎ Dec 08 2018

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Why can't leopards play hide and go seek?

Because they are always spotted.

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👤︎ u/left2mydevices

📅︎ Mar 09 2017

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