The impala was struggling to keep up with the rest of the herd.

She refused to pick up her pace because she was anti-lope.

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👤︎ u/Cobclob
📅︎ Jan 09
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They're making Cars 3

I'll only watch it if there is a character named Vlad the Impala.

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👤︎ u/Baikeru
📅︎ Aug 25 2016
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To a customer,

I work at a Starbucks, and a guy came in, ordered a drink, and when I asked for his name said Vlad. I couldn't help myself and asked him if he drove an Impala. He squinted at me, then laughed, along with most of the other customers in line.

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👤︎ u/josborn94
📅︎ Feb 23 2015
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