What do you call a pile of kittens?
A meowtain
This is my and my daughters favorite joke
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︎ Dec 17 2020
A cow ate a kitten.
She put the "cat" in cattle.
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︎ Jan 07 2021
Hey everyone I'm making a Kitten Catssiatore, who wants some?
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︎ Sep 19 2020
I found what looked like a kitten frozen in my iced-over pool. I dug it out and let it defrost, it turned out to be a big squirrel.
I thought I thaw a pussycat.
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︎ Sep 16 2020
There's a litter of kittens, and there is a slither of cats.
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︎ May 15 2020
What was the kitten diplomats favorite toy?
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︎ Jul 11 2020
What do you call a group of kittens?
The itty-bitty Kitty committee!
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︎ Jul 06 2020
What do kittens like to eat?
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︎ Jun 28 2020
We've got pun dog...and now pun cat. You've cat to be kitten me right meow!
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︎ Apr 08 2020
My kitten was standing on his hind legs and looking around curiously, so I said to my fianceΓ© "He looks like a meerkat...
But alas he is only a mere cat"
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︎ Feb 21 2020
Why did the kitten suddenly stop moving?
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︎ Feb 26 2020
What do you call a pile of kittens?
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︎ Oct 01 2019
What do you call a kitten in a dustbin?
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︎ Nov 04 2019
Why did the mother cat move her kittens?
She didnβt want to litter.
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︎ Dec 16 2019
Why did the Kitten go to the Optomitrist?
Because he had a cataract!
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︎ Oct 28 2019
What do you call a pile of kittens?
A "meowtain".
I got this joke from an interview with Melissa McCarthy who said that was one of her favorite jokes and now it's one of mine too!
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︎ May 27 2019
If groups of kittens and puppies are called litters...
...is a failure to spay or neuter your pet considered littering?
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︎ Mar 30 2019
Purrs like a kitten
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︎ Nov 24 2018
Cat pund really freak meowt. I'm not kitten here....
Cat puns really freak meowt. I'm not kitten here...
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︎ Jul 23 2019
Have you heard about the pope's kitten addiction?
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︎ May 21 2019
My 9yo daughter was lying on the couch cuddling with our new kitten. βItβs time for bed,β I said.
βI donβt want to get up,β she replied. βWill you carry me?
βNo,β I replied. βGet up and go to bed.β
βBut Iβm too tired. Carry Me?β
βNo! Youβre like 90 pounds now. Youβre too heavy.β I said.
βWell then, pretend Iβm the kitten,β she said and grinned.
So I picked up the squirt bottle and sprayed her in the face.
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︎ May 30 2018
What do we want? Cute kittens!! When do we want them?
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︎ Jul 22 2019
My wife was against me adopting a kitten
She didn't like my pet project.
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︎ May 11 2019
Not kitten around!
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︎ Sep 10 2017
What do you get if you cross a lawyer with a kitten?
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︎ Mar 11 2019
"Have you got any kittens going cheap?" asked a customer in a pet store
"No," replied the owner, "all of our kittens go meow."
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︎ Mar 19 2019
Wanna hear a cat joke? Never mind. I was just kitten.
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︎ Jan 22 2019
My magician friendβs signature trick is to make cute kittens appear out of thin air.
His stage name is The Wizard of Awwws.
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︎ Aug 05 2018
Why did the billionaire not marry the hot young kitten?
He wanted to avoid a cat-as-trophy
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︎ Jan 09 2019
Did you hear about the litter of kittens that escaped into downtown?
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︎ Feb 06 2017
How do mother cats stop their kittens from being mischievous ?
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︎ Aug 05 2018
What do you get when a robot dog saves a kitten in a tree?
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︎ Jun 29 2016
Did you hear about the kittens that took over the boat?
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︎ May 07 2016
Two kittens on sloped roof. Which one slides off first?
The one with the lowest mew.
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︎ Feb 03 2017
"I named my kitten Timon."
Why did you name him that?
"Haven't you seen Lion King? He's named after the meerkat!"
That is not a meerkat, it is a mere cat.
Interaction with my stepsister. She was not amused.
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︎ Aug 02 2016
I ran over a kitten on the drive home...
Really nailed it, poor thing went flying. My seven year old son says from the passenger seat, "Dad, that was.... CATastrophic."
Felt bad for the cat, but pretty damn proud of my son.
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︎ Aug 30 2017
Kitten Me
GF got me while discussing the name Kitten.
Me: "Do you know anyone with the name Kitten?"
GF: "No, but sounds like a stripper name."
Me: "What would her last name be?"
GF: "Me."
Me: "wut."
GF: "You don't understand?? You've got to be kitten me."
Edit: formatting.
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︎ Mar 27 2015
Told my dad I was taking my 2 kittens in for their vaccinations today, he emailed me this in return
"I was thinking that when you take your cat to the vets in the car, does that make it a carpet?"
Thanks, dad.
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︎ Jul 28 2016
We got a kitten a couple months ago, thought it was a boy and named it Seamus.
After a visit to the vets to be micro-chipped the other day; discovered Seamus is actually a girl kitten.
I guess she's more of a Seamiss.
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