Kitten Names Puns

Why are lamb chops a thing? Why do we have a food named after a baby animal?

Would you ever eat something called puppy steak? Or kitten burger? Or chick fillet?

oh wait.........

Credit goes to Matt from Studio C

Why did you name him that?

"Haven't you seen Lion King? He's named after the meerkat!"

That is not a meerkat, it is a mere cat.

Interaction with my stepsister. She was not amused.

After a visit to the vets to be micro-chipped the other day; discovered Seamus is actually a girl kitten.

I guess she's more of a Seamiss.

GF got me while discussing the name Kitten.

Me: "Do you know anyone with the name Kitten?"

GF: "No, but sounds like a stripper name."

Me: "What would her last name be?"

GF: "Me."

Me: "wut."

GF: "You don't understand?? You've got to be kitten me."

Edit: formatting.