What did one dehydrated French poodle say to the other?

"What am I supposed to do, Pierre?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thumbtackthief
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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Did you know you can change the breed of your poodle by teaching it to giggle on command?

It will change the breed of your dog into a snicker-doodle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Youtuatoot
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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What do you call naked poodles?

Noodles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/discofox57
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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Did you hear about the poodle that only ate cereal?

He was a corn dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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Everyone always talks about their standard poodle

Am I the only one who drives an automatic?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeilsErikTheRedd
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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My wife and I recently adopted 2 children from china and I came home today to find them trying to cook my poodle.

Immediately I repeated what I said this morning.

"No kids! I said WALK the dog!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naptownfellow
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2017
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What do you call a hairless poodle?

A noodle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alexjacat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2018
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A Standard Poodle can be a lot of trouble for a first-time dog owner

I’d recommend an Automatic Poodle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/landsmith
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2017
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel, a poodle, and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo

Happy Halloween y'all

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikeallnight
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2014
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How do you know when it’s raining cats and dogs?

When you have to step over the poodles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/julius_seaczar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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It is raining cats and dogs outside.

I almost stepped in a poodle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/modernalchemist2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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What happens when it rains cats and dogs?

Everyone steps in poodles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Corpse1984
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Why do you have to be careful when it’s raining cats and dogs?

You have to be careful that you don’t step in a poodle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OGFreshmeatlover
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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My Dad made the best (or worst) Dad joke at our Christmas Dinner

Cousin: I really want a dog this year.

Wife: What kind do you want?

Cousin: I’m really wanting a poodle.

My Dad: Just wait until it rains. There will be plenty of β€œpoudles” around.

Everyone else : πŸ™„

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WeepJangler
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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I went into work early today and switched as many of the m and n keys as I could’ve.

Some might call me a monster, others a nomster

Edit: credit: u/Mr_PoodlePants. My b, forgot about this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/that_fox_guy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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Pulled some culinary joke on my Girlfriend.

We were making pancake mix and it was a little thick, so I was pouring milk and stirring to get a better consistency. Once I got a good mix she said

"That's better"

I look up and say

"No, that's batter"

She hit me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/War_Messiah
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2016
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We were walking in the pouring rain.

"Would you put the umbrella above our son?" asked my wife.

"It's close," I replied. "But I think I prefer our son."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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It’s going to rain cats and dogs

... so don’t step on a poodle! (Not mine! β€”> from the show β€˜how i met your mother’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SingingMusician
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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It’s raining cats and dogs!

Don’t step in a poodle!

Curtesy my son when he was 2 1/2. XD

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beowuff
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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It's raining cats and dogs where I am.

In fact earlier I went for a walk, and I stepped in a poodle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/friedchocolate
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2018
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My wife told me it's raining cats and dogs outside.

U warned her not to step in a poodle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kovehshteeble
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2017
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You know how I know it was raining cats and dogs?

I’m standing in a poodle right meow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5zgood
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2018
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I'm pretty sure this guy is the king of dad jokes. imgur.com/CYgqNlM
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DescendentOfMilo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2013
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It was raining cats and dogs yesterday.

I was gonna go for a walk but I didn't wanna step in a poodle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/friedchocolate
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2017
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My Dad

My Dad had a brain injury resulting from a fall and was in a nursing home for a year till he passed away. One of the things we both loved were "Dad jokes" and puns. When I visited him in the nursing home it was often a one way conversation. I would just ramble on not sure if he could hear me or understand me, but it didn't matter. One day I arrived and sat with him while he stared into the distance and I said, "Gees Dad you should see the weather outside it's raining cats and dogs and I damn near stepped in a poodle." He turned to me slowly and grinned and said, "That's an ollllllld joke", then he turned away and disappeared again. But for a few seconds he was there.....all of him. The power of Dad jokes. I miss him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Housebitchhere
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2014
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It was raining pretty hard outside ..

Me: It's really raining cats and dogs out there!

Dad: Yeah I know. I almost stepped in a poodle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HodorYelledHodor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2014
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Dad joked at the doctor's office.

A patient comes in during a rain storm and says "It's raining cats and dogs outside. I almost stepped in a poodle!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/willipsbrighton87
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2014
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Over at a friend's house yesterday and her dad warned me that their dog is deaf...

"Yeah, so just keep an eye out for him, otherwise you might step in a poodle."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WattersonBill
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2015
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You know its raining cats and dogs...

when you step in a poodle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dthoulu
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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It’s raining cats and dogs today, how do I know?

I stepped in a poodle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madlad464
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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How do you know when it’s raining cats and dogs?

When you step in a poodle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anerdsense
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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If it ever rains cats and dogs

Don't step in a poodle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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It’s raining cats and dogs outside

I just stepped in a poodle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darkorchids
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2018
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How do you know it's raining cats and dogs?

When you step into a poodle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnYoungMVP
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2017
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It's raining cats and dogs outside!

I just stepped in a poodle!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2017
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My Boss: It's raining cats and dogs out there...

Be careful, you might step in a poodle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohmygodbecky33
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2015
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