A list of puns related to "Whippet"
She: "look, it’s a greyhound. Or a whippet. I never can tell them apart.”
Me: “greyhound bad. Whippet good.”
She: “what?”
Me: “I said whippet. Whippet good.”
... A sub-woofer ;p
My mate and I bought some N2O canisters to share between us, and he saved two for his girlfriend.
Messaged me, “I just had my last 2 whippets, looks like my girlfriend will miss out”.
I said, “Don’t worry, she can buy some off me at an inflated price”.
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