A list of puns related to "Guide dog"
...if you don't care where you're going.
A shop keeper asks him what he is doing and he replies "Taking a look around."
Then he starts spinning his leashed dog around himself. The bartender asks him what the Hell is he doing, and the blind man goes:
"Just looking around..."
Because they can't see shit!
It scares the hell out of their dogs.
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