Whenever I go fur trapping...
I bring my beaver cleaver.
When I was younger, I felt like a man, trapped inside a woman body.
Today I learned that if you're in a canoe and it flips over in water...
....you can safely wear it on your head... because it's capsized.
Did you hear about the whistleblower who got trapped in a Russian blizzard?
You have fallen into his trap
Lawyer says, my client is trapped in a penny
So the doctor sat me down and gently revealed to me me that my child is a boy trapped in a girls body...
...Until my wife gives birth that is. Only three more months to go!
What’s the best way to trap a polar bear?
First drill a hole in the ice and line it with green peas. When the polar bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the icehole!
(Told to me by my dad at dinner this evening)
How do you trap a drum kit?
I was once a boy trapped in a woman’s body
What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?
I just saw a couple guys in white face act like they were caught in a trap and can't walk out.
What kind of lure do you use to trap popular people?
I tripped over my wife's bra
They’ve locked down Liverpool John Lennon Airport and all the passengers are trapped inside
Imagine, all the people...
A fly and a flea were trapped in a flue...
“Let’s flee!” Said the fly,
“Let’s fly!” Said the flea,
And they flew through a flaw in the flue...
DO NOT spell the word "part" backwards. It's a trap.
My son is a man trapped into a woman's body
A patient bursts into his therapist's office and shouts, "Doc, you gotta help me. I keep dreaming that I'm trapped in a deck of cards!"
The therapist turns from his current patient and says, "I'm busy now. I'll deal with you later."
No one understands me when i say I like to paint peas in a cage.
I don’t what is so hard about it. I’m a trapped peas artist.
What is the opposite of a “Booby Trap”?
My new house has a lot of trap doors.
During my walkthrough it was a floor gone conclusion.
There was a fire in the illegal weed farm which trapped some cows.
The steaks have never been higher.
My wife said, "You act like a detective too much, I want to split up."
"Good idea!" I replied. "We can cover more ground that way!"
A dyslexic man walked into a bra
"Ho, ho, ho," the jolly bastard mused, unaware I'd been slinking in the shadows for days, ready to unleash my revenge. I'd memorized his patterns, followed his every move, and had set the perfect trap. Down the chimney, ensnared by my noose, and left hanging above the fireplace; I got what I wanted.
I wanted to know how to build big muscular shoulders. I tried asking a guy with big traps at the gym, but I still have no answer...
...every time I ask him, he just shrugs.
In recent news, a giant had a troubling discovery when he returned home from work.
After discovering he'd been given a parking ticket, the giant exclaimed in disappointment as he approached his house. This startled a burglar inside, causing him to flee from the property but not before trapping his stubby digit in the door, causing him to leave blood at the scene. Thankfully, the giant's powerful nasal abilities allowed him to aid police as he was able to detected the exact nationality and gender of the robber in question. When interviewed, the giant simplified the story for us by saying,
"Fee, Fie, Foe, Thumb, I smell the blood of an English Man."
A princess wants to choose her future husband. Her engineers create a maze full of deadly traps. After the struggle, four princes survive. The first three have both their hands cut off. The fourth one still has one hand left. Which one will she choose?
She will chose the fourth prince: he's the most hand-some.
If there’s one thing I learned over the years, its this…
When your wife starts a conversation with “Correct me if I’m wrong…” you just smile and agree. Don’t correct her, it’s a trap.
Two caterpillars are escaping a spider...
They climb up a branch and get to the edge, but realize they are now trapped.
"Hold on tight!" says the first caterpillar, and he quickly chews through the branch. It snaps and they begin to fall, but he grabs two protruding twigs and steers the branch through the air with grace and finesse.
"That's amazing!" says the second caterpillar. "How in the world are you doing that?!"
The first caterpillar scoffs. "Am I the only one in the whole damn forest who knows how to drive a stick?"
What do you call Kevin sealing the joints of a booby trap?
Lawyer: My client is trapped inside a penny!
Judge: Stuck in a penny?
Lawyer: Yes, he’s in a cent!
CAUTION: THIS POST IS A BLUE BEE TRAP!
you have walked right into his trap!
When I was younger I felt like a man trapped in a woman’s body.
I used to feel like a man trapped inside a woman's body
When I was younger, I felt like a man trapped in a woman's body ...
I tripped over my wife’s bra...
My son is a man trapped in a woman's body.
My son is a man trapped in a woman’s body.
He’ll be born in February.
I confessed to my family today that, “When I was younger, I felt like a man trapped inside a woman’s body."
Tripped over my wife's bra.
I used to be a man trapped in a woman's body
Dont spell part backwards
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