Shamelessly stolen on twitter, no clue about who did that. I have to dig something here...
I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig.
Its not a beautiful poem, but its very deep.
I used to dig trenches under roads for a living
but I had to quit because it was just boring.
What do you call a dog who digs for bones?
I hired someone to dig a hole in the ground to get water...
How to Catch a Polar Bear: 1)Find a frozen lake 2)Dig a hole in the ice 3)Surround the hole with frozen peas 4)Hide nearby.
When the bear stops to take a pea, kick it in the ice hole!
People keep bothering me at work, while I dig for gold
I'm just mining my own business
Not a dad, but my neighbor who is a dad was proud of me for this one. He was helping me dig up trees and I turned to him upset and said:
Wow you just left me with a bunch of Ash-holes in my yard.
My friend wanted to dig an underground tunnel, I told him...
Which pirates dig up the treasure?
Juan Vega, the clam diver, found an injured sea otter and nursed it back to health. From the moment the grateful otter was able to walk, it never left Juan's side. It even learned to dig for clams...
One day, a man went to Juan's house looking to hire him for a week.
His wife answered the door.
"Sure..." his wife said. "It will cost you $500."
"That much?"
"But you're getting my husband and his otter. They bring up more clams than anyone else in town."
"I just want Juan. I'll hire him alone for $350." the man countered.
"Sorry..." she shrugged. "You can't have Juan without the otter."
What do you get when you dig a hole in the ground and fill it with denim?
Know how I know Chicks dig dad jokes?
Otherwise they'd be called single guy jokes
My boss is making me dig through a stack of hay bare-handed to look for anything that shouldn’t be there. I suspect he dropped his wedding ring while having an affair with the new girl he hired in the pile and now he is desperate to hide the evidence from his wife who might be on to him.
But I’m just grasping at straws here.
What do you call a dog that likes to dig up bones?
Archeologists really dig their job
and they work their fingers to the bone.
We were talking about water shortage, and my wife said, “ Why don’t we dig a hole outside to collect rain water?”
A lady decided to dig many holes to Chinette, but stopped after the first hole became filled with water...
She decided to leave well enough alone.
A coworker and I were debating on the best way to dig a hole. He said we should use a drill. . .
but I said that would be boring.
My friend takes time off work to go dig for water in drought stricken areas.
He has a well paying job.
I really dig earthworms, but I haven't meant one yet that didn't have a dirty mouth.
Dig you hear the one about the fortunate piss?
Archaeologists on a dig in Egypt have uncovered a mummy dipped in chocolate and hazelnuts.
Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Rocher.
At the height of my lunacy, I would dig in my lawn like my life depended on it.
I was hired to dig holes to plant trees in, but in the end I was only paid $2 an hour.
One might even say I was paid a pittance.
If you dig a hole 60ft down, and poop in it, that's some deep shit.
As the title suggests, this is how to successfully catch an elephant: First, you need to dig a hole in the ground that is capable of holding an elephant. Fill the hole with ashes. Line the hole with peas.
And when your elephant comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ash hole.
Citizen Kane is considered one of the greatest movies of all time largely for it's cinematography. One scene in particular is famous for it's "floor shot" for which they had to literally dig a pit in the middle of the stage to acheive the correct perspective.
What fossils do computer scientists dig for?
I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs....
It’s not a beautiful poem - but it’s deep.
I dig, you dig, she digs, he digs, we dig, they dig
It’s not a long story, but it’s deep.
I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs,
It’s not a beautiful poem but it is deep
I dig, you dig, he digs, she digs we dig, they dig.
It’s not a very long poem, but it’s pretty deep.
I dig, you dig. He digs, she digs. They dig, we all dig.
I dig, you dig, we dig, she dig, he dig, they dig.
It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep.
I dig, You dig, He digs, She digs, We dig, They dig.
Its not a long poem but its very deep
I dig... You dig... He dig... She dig... We dig... They dig...
Now it's not a very beautiful poem...
But it's quite deep
I dig, you dig, she digs, he digs, we dig, they dig...
It may not be a good poem... but it’s very deep.
I dig, you dig, he dig, she dig, we dig, they dig.
It’s not a very good poem but it’s quite deep
Juan Vega, the clam diver, found an injured sea otter and nursed it back to health. From the moment the grateful otter was able to walk, it never left Juan's side. It even learned to dig for clams.
One day, a man went to Juan's house looking to hire him for a week.
His wife answered the door.
"Sure..." his wife said. "It will cost you $500."
"That much?"
"But you're getting my husband and his otter. They bring up more clams than anyone else in town."
"I just want Juan. I'll hire him alone for $350." the man countered.
"Sorry..." she shrugged. "You can't have Juan without the otter."
I dig, you dig, we dig, he dig, she dig, they dig
It’s not a beautiful poem, but it’s very deep.
He digs. She digs. We dig. They dig.
Now it's not a very nice poem,
But it is quite deep.
Short poem I dig, he digs, she digs, we all dig.
I know its not a nice poem, but its pretty deep
Dig poem
I dig
You dig
We dig
She dig
He dig
They did
Not a great poem but its really deep
What do you call a dog who digs for bones?
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