A list of puns related to "Hot Dogs"
Because it was a chili dog.
...I always knew that he would relish his gift.
Make me one with everything.
He doesnβt pass mustard.
donβt pass mustard.
He said, βSure, wonβt be long.β
I said, βShit. In that case, can I have two?β
"Hey Cat, 'sup?"
It was really hard but I managed to mustard all the courage to do so
A pit bull bites the hand that feeds it, while a hot dog feeds the hand that bites it.
Itβs just a hot dog. No bun intended.
Posted at r/jokes but someone told me to post here. Guess Iβm officially old.
And said βmake me one with everythingβ
-Robin Williams.
You take away itβs chair.
The monk said "make me one with everything."
Monk handed him a $20 bill. Vendor handed him his hot dog.
The monk asked for his change.
The vendor replied "change must come from within."
Gender Rolls
... for putting her hair in a bun.
It's on a roll.
She relished it.
One suddenly turns to the other and says
"Mike! Your wiener is showing!"
A guru walks over to a hot dog stand and says to the vendor, "Make me one with everything."
The vendor makes a hot dog with all the toppings and hands it to the guru and says, "Here's one with everything, that will be $3.50 please."
The guru takes the hot dog and gives the vendor a $10.00 bill...
The vendor takes the money and puts it into his bag without give the guru any change...
The guru says, "Hey, where's my change?"
The vendor patiently replies, "Change must come from within.
... this is going to be my wurst Halloween ever.
(True story, btw.)
But sausage puns are the wurst.
I relished the opportunity!
He put it in the shade.
It felt a little halloweenie.
It was a frank discussion
A pair of pants.
But if you ask me, thatβs just bologna.
He picks up the ketchup bottle, glances at it and gives a hearty chuckle before slathering his brat in ketchup.
Puzzled, the woman watches as the next customer, a young girl, walks up to order her hot dog.
As she takes the container of relish, she bursts into a fit of giggles and walks off with her food, still laughing merrily.
A middle-aged man steps up next. Shoveling sauerkraut onto his hot dog, he laughs uproariously and walks away grinning.
When she reaches the front of the line, the woman asks the hot dog vendor,
βExcuse me, sir, but why does everyone laugh when they get their hot dogs?β
βItβs simple, maβam.β he says, handing her a piping-hot sausage. βIβm surprised you havenβt discovered for yourself.β
Glancing at the mustard, the woman lets loose a peal of laughter.
βYa see, maβam? The real_jokeβs always in the condiments!"
A wiener
Blyat wurst
"Hot dog, it's your birthday! Let's be Frank, you're probably planning to party your buns off, so go ahead - don't be a weenie! Relish every moment of your celebration."
I think German sausages are the wurst
β¦ Make me one with everything.
"Make me one with everything."
Make me one with everything.
A pit bull bites the hand that feeds it, and a hot dog feeds the hand that bites it.
Take itβs chair away.
He said, "Make me one with everything. "
Hot dog guy: Sure. Wonβt be long.
Me: Shit. Can I have two then?
I asked him to make me one with everything
One with everything
Make me one with everything.
A chili dog
Hot dog guy: Sure. Wonβt be long.
Me: Yikes. In that case, can I have two?
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