My little brother just came up with this: Why was the fully loaded hot dog cold?

Because it was a chili dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joncottrell
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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I gave my brother a hot dog for Christmas.

...I always knew that he would relish his gift.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anonymouspapayaz
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LayThatPipe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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The hot dog vendor is subpar

He doesn’t pass mustard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gingi0
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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Lazy hot dog vendors

don’t pass mustard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gingi0
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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Was flattered by a bench at a hot dog restaurant.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaxxkiddo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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I asked the hot dog seller, β€œCan I get a jumbo sausage?”

He said, β€œSure, won’t be long.”

I said, β€œShit. In that case, can I have two?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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One cat sees another cat eating a hot dog PLAIN, and says

"Hey Cat, 'sup?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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There are no losers when eating hot dogs. Only wieners.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wyllyam1111
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Today I finally told my family about my hot dog addiction

It was really hard but I managed to mustard all the courage to do so

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rafacu_el_dino
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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What’s the difference between a hot dog and a pit bull?

A pit bull bites the hand that feeds it, while a hot dog feeds the hand that bites it.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Is a hot dog a sub or a sandwich?

It’s just a hot dog. No bun intended.

Posted at r/jokes but someone told me to post here. Guess I’m officially old.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/treflipallday
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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A Buddhist walked up to a hot dog stand...

And said β€œmake me one with everything”

-Robin Williams.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J3ster80
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

You take away it’s chair.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ColonelESanders
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog cart vendor?

The monk said "make me one with everything."

Monk handed him a $20 bill. Vendor handed him his hot dog.

The monk asked for his change.

The vendor replied "change must come from within."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tallmon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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Do you know why a hot dog bun looks a but like male genitalia and a hamburger bun looks like female genitalia?

Gender Rolls

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Record_layer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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She got fired from the hot dog stand...

... for putting her hair in a bun.

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πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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My hot dog sausage has been doing well lately ...

It's on a roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knanshon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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My obese friend was proud as she heaped a pickle topping all over her hot dog...

She relished it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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Two hot dogs are walking down the street

One suddenly turns to the other and says

"Mike! Your wiener is showing!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/growupyall
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Hot dog stand

A guru walks over to a hot dog stand and says to the vendor, "Make me one with everything."

The vendor makes a hot dog with all the toppings and hands it to the guru and says, "Here's one with everything, that will be $3.50 please."

The guru takes the hot dog and gives the vendor a $10.00 bill...

The vendor takes the money and puts it into his bag without give the guru any change...

The guru says, "Hey, where's my change?"

The vendor patiently replies, "Change must come from within.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfowler11
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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I let my kids pick my Halloween costume this year. They chose a hot dog...

... this is going to be my wurst Halloween ever.

(True story, btw.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/patentpunk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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I thought of doing a joke about hot dogs,

But sausage puns are the wurst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpereira73
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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I finally was chosen to picked toppings for the hot dogs!

I relished the opportunity!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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What did the man do when he saw a hot dog?

He put it in the shade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YoIAmWeird
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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Why did the hot dog dress up ?

It felt a little halloweenie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tinyroundballs
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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I just had a very serious conversation about hot dogs

It was a frank discussion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wawoodworth
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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What do you call two hot dogs?

A pair of pants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/milesmac
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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Some people call circular-sliced hot dogs β€œlunch meat”...

But if you ask me, that’s just bologna.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wutisthis66204
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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PsBattle: This Dog inside of a Hot Dog bun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PB_USLC
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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On a hot summer day, a woman has a hankering for a hot dog. She walks to the nearest hot dog stand and gets in line. Looking up to the front of the queue, she sees an elderly gentleman ordering a bratwurst...

He picks up the ketchup bottle, glances at it and gives a hearty chuckle before slathering his brat in ketchup.

Puzzled, the woman watches as the next customer, a young girl, walks up to order her hot dog.

As she takes the container of relish, she bursts into a fit of giggles and walks off with her food, still laughing merrily.

A middle-aged man steps up next. Shoveling sauerkraut onto his hot dog, he laughs uproariously and walks away grinning.

When she reaches the front of the line, the woman asks the hot dog vendor,

β€œExcuse me, sir, but why does everyone laugh when they get their hot dogs?”

β€œIt’s simple, ma’am.” he says, handing her a piping-hot sausage. β€œI’m surprised you haven’t discovered for yourself.”

Glancing at the mustard, the woman lets loose a peal of laughter.

β€œYa see, ma’am? The real_joke’s always in the condiments!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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What do you call a hot dog that won a race?

A wiener

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garrett_1197
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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What do you call a Russian hot dog?

Blyat wurst

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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The card I got from my father is shaped like a hot dog

"Hot dog, it's your birthday! Let's be Frank, you're probably planning to party your buns off, so go ahead - don't be a weenie! Relish every moment of your celebration."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/undeadpenguins
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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Everyone always says that hot dogs suck

I think German sausages are the wurst

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JeepersCreepers00
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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The front of the card is a hot dog.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/undeniablysarah
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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Hot dog! What a great pun!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Icyartillary
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2017
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What did the Dalai Lama say to the Hot Dog Vendor?

… Make me one with everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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A Zen master walked up to a hot dog stand, and ordered himself a meal.

"Make me one with everything."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LatinousNamous
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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What did the Dalai Lama say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dutchburrito
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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What’s the difference between a hot dog and a pit bull?

A pit bull bites the hand that feeds it, and a hot dog feeds the hand that bites it.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Take it’s chair away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/engineerwho_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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I just saw a Buddhist order a hot dog.

He said, "Make me one with everything. "

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[At a hot dog stand] Me: Can I have a jumbo sausage?

Hot dog guy: Sure. Won’t be long.

Me: Shit. Can I have two then?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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I saw the Dalai Lama working on a hot dog stand

I asked him to make me one with everything

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anassis
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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What did the monk order at the hot dog stand?

One with everything

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuccYaNan69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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What did Buddha say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reggiewhitethecat
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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What do you call a cold hot dog?

A chili dog

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mizzmeowkins
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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Me, at the hot dog stand: Can I get a jumbo sausage?

Hot dog guy: Sure. Won’t be long.

Me: Yikes. In that case, can I have two?

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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