Why isn't Jesus kosher for Passover?
Because he's risen.
Why are Jamaicans afraid of kosher delis?
They dread lox.
Sorry that wasnβt kosher. My missed steak.
I accidentally bought kosher hot dogs instead of regular ones...
...am I supposed to cut the tips off?
I was reading about a new kosher burger chain
The owners called it Five Goys
Did you guys hear of the new Kosher beer marketed specifically towards men?
It's called the He-Brew.
What do you call it when a kosher sausage comes of age?
A Brat Mitzvah
Is cooking popcorn in corn oil Kosher?
My dad keeps it kosher. Mom didn't seem too happy
What's the difference between an Israeli and an Israelite? About 30 pounds
I was going to write this joke in Pig Latin...
But it wouldnβt be kosher.
Christian coaches are good,
but Jewish are Kosher
The Worst Case Scenario i.reddituploads.com/f24c0β¦
My son started to panic after he dropped a huge jar of pickles and got pickles everywhere.
βDonβt worry,β I told him. βEverythingβs kosher.β
My son threw a temper tantrum at the store because I wouldn't buy him pickles
I told him it wasn't kosher to act like that and it's his bread and butter to not finish eating things he wants. He needs to dill with it.
Lactose milk comes from what cows?
Cows that lack toes
Terrible jewish dad joke
So my dad is really into the meaning of our names and he likes to tell everyone about it. I have a sister named Aebra and he tells this awful joke about how they named her after Abraham took off the ham to make it kosher. Insert groan.
