Kosher Puns

Because he's risen.

They dread lox.

...am I supposed to cut the tips off?

The owners called it Five Goys

It's called the He-Brew.

A Brat Mitzvah

But it wouldn’t be kosher.

but Jewish are Kosher

“Don’t worry,” I told him. “Everything’s kosher.”

I told him it wasn't kosher to act like that and it's his bread and butter to not finish eating things he wants. He needs to dill with it.

Cows that lack toes

So my dad is really into the meaning of our names and he likes to tell everyone about it. I have a sister named Aebra and he tells this awful joke about how they named her after Abraham took off the ham to make it kosher. Insert groan.