A list of puns related to "Hot Dog Stand"
And said “make me one with everything”
-Robin Williams.
You take away it’s chair.
... for putting her hair in a bun.
A guru walks over to a hot dog stand and says to the vendor, "Make me one with everything."
The vendor makes a hot dog with all the toppings and hands it to the guru and says, "Here's one with everything, that will be $3.50 please."
The guru takes the hot dog and gives the vendor a $10.00 bill...
The vendor takes the money and puts it into his bag without give the guru any change...
The guru says, "Hey, where's my change?"
The vendor patiently replies, "Change must come from within.
Hot dog guy: Sure. Won’t be long.
Me: Shit. Can I have two then?
He picks up the ketchup bottle, glances at it and gives a hearty chuckle before slathering his brat in ketchup.
Puzzled, the woman watches as the next customer, a young girl, walks up to order her hot dog.
As she takes the container of relish, she bursts into a fit of giggles and walks off with her food, still laughing merrily.
A middle-aged man steps up next. Shoveling sauerkraut onto his hot dog, he laughs uproariously and walks away grinning.
When she reaches the front of the line, the woman asks the hot dog vendor,
“Excuse me, sir, but why does everyone laugh when they get their hot dogs?”
“It’s simple, ma’am.” he says, handing her a piping-hot sausage. “I’m surprised you haven’t discovered for yourself.”
Glancing at the mustard, the woman lets loose a peal of laughter.
“Ya see, ma’am? The real_joke’s always in the condiments!"
I asked him to make me one with everything
... and I hadn't seen him in a long time, but we didn't have time to ketchup.
"Make me one with everything."
Take it’s chair away.
One with everything
Hot dog guy: Sure. Won’t be long.
Me: Yikes. In that case, can I have two?
Because she put her hair in a bun.
You take away its chair.
Take its chair away.
make me one with everything.
Make me one with everything
"Make me one with everything."
Take away his chair!
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