A buddhist approaches an hot dog stand and says

β€œMake me one with everything”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mylander_is_taken
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2021
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She got fired from the hot dog stand...

... for putting her hair in a bun.

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How do you make a hot dog stand?

You take away it’s chair.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ColonelESanders
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Hot dog stand

A guru walks over to a hot dog stand and says to the vendor, "Make me one with everything."

The vendor makes a hot dog with all the toppings and hands it to the guru and says, "Here's one with everything, that will be $3.50 please."

The guru takes the hot dog and gives the vendor a $10.00 bill...

The vendor takes the money and puts it into his bag without give the guru any change...

The guru says, "Hey, where's my change?"

The vendor patiently replies, "Change must come from within.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfowler11
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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I saw the Dalai Lama working on a hot dog stand

I asked him to make me one with everything

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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On a hot summer day, a woman has a hankering for a hot dog. She walks to the nearest hot dog stand and gets in line. Looking up to the front of the queue, she sees an elderly gentleman ordering a bratwurst...

He picks up the ketchup bottle, glances at it and gives a hearty chuckle before slathering his brat in ketchup.

Puzzled, the woman watches as the next customer, a young girl, walks up to order her hot dog.

As she takes the container of relish, she bursts into a fit of giggles and walks off with her food, still laughing merrily.

A middle-aged man steps up next. Shoveling sauerkraut onto his hot dog, he laughs uproariously and walks away grinning.

When she reaches the front of the line, the woman asks the hot dog vendor,

β€œExcuse me, sir, but why does everyone laugh when they get their hot dogs?”

β€œIt’s simple, ma’am.” he says, handing her a piping-hot sausage. β€œI’m surprised you haven’t discovered for yourself.”

Glancing at the mustard, the woman lets loose a peal of laughter.

β€œYa see, ma’am? The real_joke’s always in the condiments!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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Me, at the hot dog stand: Can I get a jumbo sausage?

Hot dog guy: Sure. Won’t be long.

Me: Yikes. In that case, can I have two?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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My friend works at a hot dog stand...

... and I hadn't seen him in a long time, but we didn't have time to ketchup.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/truddilutten
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2014
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A Buddhist walked up to a hot dog stand...

And said β€œmake me one with everything”

-Robin Williams.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J3ster80
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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A Zen master walked up to a hot dog stand, and ordered himself a meal.

"Make me one with everything."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LatinousNamous
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Take it’s chair away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/engineerwho_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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[At a hot dog stand] Me: Can I have a jumbo sausage?

Hot dog guy: Sure. Won’t be long.

Me: Shit. Can I have two then?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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What did the monk order at the hot dog stand?

One with everything

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuccYaNan69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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The lady at the hot dog stand got fired the other day.

Because she put her hair in a bun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sk1wbw
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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how do you make a hot dog stand?

take away its chair.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adc2502
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

You take away its chair.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porkchop2022
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2017
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Take its chair away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MightyMoist
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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Buddha goes up to a hot dog stand and says...

make me one with everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FyreFlu
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2014
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What did the monk say to the guy at the hot dog stand?

Make me one with everything

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legokid2002
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2017
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What did the Buddhist monk say at the hot dog stand?

"Make me one with everything."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/netfilx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2013
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"How do you make a hot dog stand?"

Take away his chair!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CelsusMD
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2014
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