A list of puns related to "Hot dog stand"
βMake me one with everythingβ
... for putting her hair in a bun.
You take away itβs chair.
A guru walks over to a hot dog stand and says to the vendor, "Make me one with everything."
The vendor makes a hot dog with all the toppings and hands it to the guru and says, "Here's one with everything, that will be $3.50 please."
The guru takes the hot dog and gives the vendor a $10.00 bill...
The vendor takes the money and puts it into his bag without give the guru any change...
The guru says, "Hey, where's my change?"
The vendor patiently replies, "Change must come from within.
I asked him to make me one with everything
He picks up the ketchup bottle, glances at it and gives a hearty chuckle before slathering his brat in ketchup.
Puzzled, the woman watches as the next customer, a young girl, walks up to order her hot dog.
As she takes the container of relish, she bursts into a fit of giggles and walks off with her food, still laughing merrily.
A middle-aged man steps up next. Shoveling sauerkraut onto his hot dog, he laughs uproariously and walks away grinning.
When she reaches the front of the line, the woman asks the hot dog vendor,
βExcuse me, sir, but why does everyone laugh when they get their hot dogs?β
βItβs simple, maβam.β he says, handing her a piping-hot sausage. βIβm surprised you havenβt discovered for yourself.β
Glancing at the mustard, the woman lets loose a peal of laughter.
βYa see, maβam? The real_jokeβs always in the condiments!"
Hot dog guy: Sure. Wonβt be long.
Me: Yikes. In that case, can I have two?
... and I hadn't seen him in a long time, but we didn't have time to ketchup.
And said βmake me one with everythingβ
-Robin Williams.
"Make me one with everything."
Take itβs chair away.
Hot dog guy: Sure. Wonβt be long.
Me: Shit. Can I have two then?
One with everything
Because she put her hair in a bun.
take away its chair.
You take away its chair.
Take its chair away.
make me one with everything.
Make me one with everything
"Make me one with everything."
Take away his chair!
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