A list of puns related to "Granites"
βLooks like their relationship is on the rocks.β Heβll make a great dad some day.
It was a counter attack.
My last name is Stone
It was a pretty hard bargain
Counterfeiting
I have to admit... it was a pretty good counter argument.
Rob Thomas volunteers to help the wheel chair bound elderly remodel their kitchen.
Though, I probably would for marble.
Yeah, they were sham rocks.
a counter fit bill?
It was counterproductive
Probably because he has lost his marble(s).
Wife: Those look good. I'd kill to have our counters redone.
Me: Sure...but then you'd be taking life for granite.
A rock star...
So my friend got a job managing a branch for a granite company. And whilst telling my father he dadjoked me pretty hard.
Me: Ya he is managing a granite branch or something.
Dad: Well then, I was not aware that granite grew on trees...
Needless to say i wasn't expecting it.
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