Igneous rock Puns

A list of puns related to "Igneous rock"

My wife insists that I go with her whenever she shops for igneous rock containing quartz and feldspar.

Sometimes I think she takes me for granite.

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👤︎ u/AlRedux
📅︎ Jun 29 2020
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If we used igneous rock as currency we’d take everything for granite.
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👤︎ u/e_pilot
📅︎ Oct 12 2018
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My wife hates me.

After our marriage, my sexual fetishes have grown slowly more perverse, but it wasn't until I spanked a statue in public that I realized I had hit rock bottom.

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👤︎ u/spartan-44
📅︎ Jun 21 2017
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Everyday since I have started taking geology in college my dad hasn't gone a day without laying this one on me.

You are on your way of becoming a genius about igneous rocks.

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👤︎ u/mustachiou1
📅︎ Sep 13 2013
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