Me: What did I say about slamming The Doors?
It was Lukewarm
It can get re-heated the next day as well
"Want to go back to my place?" I asked.
"Of course," she replied.
I said, "Here are the keys. Make sure you let the dog out for a shit."
I have shellfish steamed issues.
Talk about blunt force drama.
So I called up Dewalt and they said: “not to worry! It’s just a fire drill.”
REDDIT! IM GOING TO BE A DAD!!! :D
Some might say I need to cool it down.
Because there‘s a lot of FRICK-tion
Both of them are working, but the husband never did house chores and left it all to the wife. It's also the wife who dealt with everything about their children.
One day the wife can't take it anymore and lashed out.
Wife: "I'm tired with work too you know? Why don't you try putting yourself in my shoes?"
Husband: "I can't. Your shoes are too small."
It was Petra frying
Personally i prefer that the tea comes first, then the milk, and then the cereal.
"Two Wrights do make an airplane."
"I'm proud of you. You're still grounded though."
It's about time.
It was a real slug fest.
When another member walked over and astutely pointed out ‘discord’
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