Felt the knead to drop a hot pun on my wife
Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch a cold.
How does a military dad alert his son that a hot lady is nearby?
Nobody wanted to buy my Red Hot Chili Peppers cd.
I have to give it away now
Today I asked a hot girl at the gym what her new year's resolution was. She replied “Screw you!”
So I'm pretty excited for the new year!
There are no losers when eating hot dogs. Only wieners.
Today I finally told my family about my hot dog addiction
It was really hard but I managed to mustard all the courage to do so
If justice was served hot, it would be justwater.
I posted 10 puns thinking they'd get into hot
What do you call a hot magnet?
If hell is hot, then heaven's gotta be cold
Guess that's why they call it paradice
What’s the difference between a hot dog and a pit bull?
A pit bull bites the hand that feeds it, while a hot dog feeds the hand that bites it.
How come the stadium got hot after the game?
Because all of the fans left.
Can't resist, the pan is searing hot.
I was texting this nun and things were getting pretty hot and heavy. Then out of nowhere she stopped replying.
I still can’t believe she holy ghosted me
Is a hot dog a sub or a sandwich?
It’s just a hot dog. No bun intended.
Posted at r/jokes but someone told me to post here. Guess I’m officially old.
They finally caught the guy who's been putting hot sauce in beer mugs
His name: Dr. Frank's-in-stein.
What is faster, something hot or cold?
Of course it’s the hot one, you can always catch a cold
Why do retirement homes never run out of hot water?
Because they’re full of geysers
A new hot single by "The Paint Rollers"
A Buddhist walked up to a hot dog stand...
And said “make me one with everything”
-Robin Williams.
Why is hot Mexican food like a credit card?
You pay for it the next day.
He was too hot for this world
How do you measure a red hot chili pepper?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh, now.
There's a South American country where they have a rare pepper. Instead of being hot when you eat it, it makes your mouth feel cold.
It's called the Chilly Chile Chili.
When it's not raining, snowing or hot outside, what is it?
How do you make a hot dog stand?
You take away it’s chair.
What's the difference between a hot guy or a cool guy?
How does a Russian cool themselves down on a hot day?
Sounds more respectable and hot.
It was so hot yesterday I had to stand in the shade.
What does a Rastafarian use to keep his beer cool in the hot tub?
My wife thinks I'm hot.
I think she's hot too because our air-condition is broken
Son, don't say your crush is too hot for you
My wife, who's eight months pregnant, asked me if I worry that it's been too hot recently for our baby inside her. I reassured her...
“Nah, it’s probably womb temperature!"
What do you guys do when your hair gets too hot in the summer?
My friend always brags about hot beautiful his radishes and carrots are...
Kid: It’s hot as hell in here. Dad, can get a protein shake?
Dad: There’s no whey in hell.
Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch a cold
Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch a cold
How do you measure a red hot chili pepper?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
How do you measure how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now...
Why is hot faster than cold?
Because you can catch a cold.
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