I hate it when people talk about climate change
What is the answer for climate change?
I don’t know but we’re getting warmer
Suddenly YouTube is recommending me nothing but climate change videos
Praise the YouTube Al-Gore-Rythym
In an effort to combat climate change, the U.S. Army will no longer allow rabbits to drive vehicles.
This will eliminate 75% of America’s car bunny missions.
The political climate is so polarizing these days that even Do, Re and Mi decided to form their own independent left leaning musical scale and vote Democratic.
When questioned they just stated they were now Anti Fa.
There are 2 types of people: 1) people who make inferences over low amounts of information
When I want to talk with people I just met I talk to them about climate change
I find that it's a great ice breaker
Due to the current economic climate, our Diner menu for Profiteroles was renamed to..
If the seas are rising so much due to climate change
We should start calling them B-‘s
Who's climate and why's he changing?
What’s the difference between weather and climate?
You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate!
A matter of Classification
Girlfriend: Are soybeans a vegetable or a legume?
Me: Never legume. It makes a leg out of you and me.
Why is climate change so bad?
Personally I’d love to get a little hotter.
Would you say that people making financial and climate predictions for next year have... 20/20 vision?
There was a debate suggesting the environment isn’t that important after all.
It was pretty anti-climatic
Climate change question?
How many degrees does Earth's temp need to rise in order for my wife's feet to not be freezing cold all the time?
Everyone is talking about climate change these days.
I guess it's a hot issue.
I've been trying to launch my business importing Soviet neckwear but in this political climate its impossible.
No one wants anything to do with my Russian ties.
Bill Nye has a daughter who doesn't believe in science.
In really cold weather climates, it's always a good idea to have an extra set of gloves on hand
What do you call a rap song about climate change?
What vegetable is the most climate active?
The day I believe in climate change
Will be the day hell freezes over
How do meteorologists go up a mountain
Climate change may kill off polar bears…
but the bipolar bears already went extinct during the Great Depression.
Remember when you could go to gas stations and put air in your tires for free? Now it’s $1.75! You know why?
Which monthly climate hits the most?
Amsterdam will be one of the first major cities to be wiped out by sea level rise due to climate change
I guess it will be Amsterdamned.
That's quite ironic, isn't it supposed to serve as a dam?
source: http://geology.com/sea-level-rise/
How do you predict climate change?
Some schools are getting rid of in-climate weather days
Now there snow days off for winter
Think the American political climate is screwy? Wanna know what's really backwards?
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It's okay, the teacher woke him up!
What did the businessman say in Antarctica?
“It’s hard to make money in this climate!”
Coming in 2020
A new coding bootcamp, featuring international percussion ensembles, sponsored by former vice president and climate change activist behind An Inconvenient Truth.
"Al Gore Rhythm"
If he's the only thing that can reverse the effects of climate change, why won't he step up and get involved?
Hugh Jefferts has a lot to answer for.
You can't change the weather in the tree
What do you call it when it rains quarters?
Pennies and quarters rain from the sky
“Wow!” I say. “It’s climate change!”
How does a meteorologist go up a mountain?
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