Hey, wanna go clime that big mountain?

I won't Everest.

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đŸ‘€︎ u/muija22
📅︎ Dec 01 2018
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So I used to collect those little cardboard discs with pictures on...

One time I took a bunch of them with me to Abu Dhabi and while most of them were fine one behaved very weirdly, splitting and separating like it was in the humid air of the tropics. Very strange. I even wrote a letter about it to a listings magazine, which began:

"What's On, I commend to your attention the curious incident of the POG in the dry clime."

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đŸ‘€︎ u/LoneKharnivore
📅︎ Aug 25 2020
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I remember an era when the temperature was always nice in summer; but we had deep snowfall in winter...

It was the best of climes; it was the worst of climes.

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đŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Mar 03 2019
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What do Canadians have in common with snow?

They're both white and are found in cold climes.

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đŸ‘€︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
📅︎ Jul 17 2017
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The halal truck near my house moved this week

It must have went to shawarmer climes.

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