A friend gave me a load of cooking ingredients but no recipe.
A friend gave me a load of cooking ingredients but no recipe.
I thought "I don't know what to make of this"
What happened when the baker threw all of his ingredients into the mixing bowl?
My friend claims he works in a soap factory, adding a key ingredient to the process...
I'm putting together a book of tried and true recipes, none of which will include thyme as an ingredient.
>!I've decided the title is going to be 'Thymeless Classics'!<.
I'm trying to make herb roasted chicken for dinner and just ran out of one of the ingredients...
I don't have thyme for this
What are the two main ingredients in Viagra?
Miracle grow and fix a flat
What's the main ingredient in sloe gin?
I have a phobia of using the wrong amounts of ingredients when I’m cooking
So I’ve been taking measures to deal with it
I started taking our taco ingredients to make nachos on my plate when my kids started yelling "BUT IT'S TACO TUESDAY!"
To which I replied "This is nacho average Taco Tuesday"
Selling flatbread ingredients online isn't working for me...
This business is a naan starter
What is the active ingredient in self raising flour?
I came across a list of ingredients to make plastic explosives.
I thought to myself, "Boy this looks like a real recipe for disaster!"
What's Lightning McQueen's secret chili ingredient?
This was just fed to us, and our minds the key ingredients.
What's Homer Simpson's least favorite ingredient in pizza?
My wife asked me to pick up an ingredient for making bread.
I said of course, it's the yeast I can do.
After years of holding out on me, my friend finally told me the secret ingredient in his cooking.
The Pentagon has a bakery where government agents learn secret recipes by mixing the ingredients themselves...
It operates on a knead to know basis.
I was accused of taking soap making ingredients from the department store...
My 17yo daughter, while reading the ingredients of a new supplement that I’m taking, noticed that vitamins B1, B2, B3, B5 and B6 were included. She quickly asked, “what about B4? Where’s it?”
I quickly responded, it’s not there because you had it already.
When they run out of ingredients at the Mt. Dew factory they have to make Dew with what they've got.
What’s a historian’s favourite cooking ingredient?
My friend says that he regularly snorts an ingredient for soap...
I could tell he was lye-ing.
My pops always said he would go to his grave with his famous BBQ chicken recipe. On his death bead, he had me lean in to tell me the secret ingredient.
That’s when I knew it was Thyme.
What is a dolphins favourite baking ingredient?
All Porpoise Flour!
Sorry about the username... Hope I didn't spoil it... I don't really have a "porpoise" in life! Badum cha!
I understand how they get the main ingredients for Chicken-Egg-Foo-Young, but how do they get...
the eggs for Pork-Egg-Foo-Young?
Sourdough is the most well-mannered deli ingredient, because it's well-bread.
But it's not the funniest: it doesn't have that rye sense of humor.
New York Customer tells the chef that he knows the secret ingredient
The chef promptly asks who told you? Customer says, I have my sauces.
What's the secret ingredient in God's favorite pizza?
My wife likes to make all her food with raw ingredients. She was obsessed with making dough though.
She kept telling me she kneeds it.
What is last ingredient in kicking ass?
Why did the baker require 16 oz of ingredients?
He was making a pound cake
What is a kangaroo's favorite ingredient in beer?
What is a chef's most lost ingredient?
Did you hear about the man who was running late because he tried to bake chicken with only one ingredient?
He managed to cook it just in thyme.
This bread recipe said to combine all ingredients with a spoon, or if you prefer, use your hands.
I felt there was no knead
When the famous chef discovered he had none of the key ingredients for his chowder left, he really freaked out.
I was going to make Indian sourdough bread but I was missing one ingredient
While preparing my lunch today, I used a lot of one particular ingredient, just so I could dad-joke my friend
Image of food preparation and how it went down: http://i.imgur.com/sYdDfrW.png
My mom was giving me a list of ingredients for a cake...
The the whole family (my mom, dad, and two sisters) are sitting in the living room and my mom asked me to pick up some ingredients from the grocery store. She starts listing them out loud, "I'll need heavy cream, eggs, milk-"
At which point I interrupt to ask what size eggs she needs (i.e. AA etc.) and she responds "It doesn't matter just make sure they're large - oh and cage free"
My dad immediately came back, "Cage-fee? What are you worried about - that the cake will get away?"
My dad immediately does his troll grin and my mother looks at him with a years practiced look of "how did you ever trick me into marrying you"
Naturally this was followed by my nine year old sisters falling apart into giggles, and eventually me too. My mother looks at us like she's thinking to herself "They must have switched all three of my babies at the hospital" before looking up at the ceiling and saying, "I guess I'll write a list..."
Went to the store with my dad to pick up some ingredients for dinner...
He really wanted some cherries but the store was sold out. As soon as we got to the checkout he turned to me and said "Guess this was a fruitless venture." Groans ensued.
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