This is how you make neon geen.
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📅︎ Nov 26 2020
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3 Muslim women walk into Hungry Jacks

One is dressed entirely in bright pink, another neon green, and another in gorgeous gold.

A man ordering food at the counter notices them and asks the employee why they are wearing such bright colours, to which the employee responds:

"The burkas are better at Hungry Jack's"

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👤︎ u/Kie723
📅︎ Sep 06 2019
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Dinner dad joke

So we just sat down at a pizza place and my dad is wearing a neon green hoodie from working as a parking lot attendant

Waitress: well your hoodie is really bright!

Dad: thanks! I just charged it up!

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👤︎ u/ATmotoman
📅︎ Dec 16 2013
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