Color Pun Riddles
Q: What do you do if a piece of purple fruit gets stuck in the drain and clogs it?
A: Call the plumber.
Q: What do you do if you live in a purple house and the lights go out?
A: Go to the fuchsia box.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
(I've posted these on various places on the web outside of Reddit over the years under various screen names.)
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I need help with a pun for "maroon"
My team color is maroon and we need a team name! Color puns are desired
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︎ May 08 2019
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
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︎ Jun 01 2021
I am colorblind. Could you help me determine its color?
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︎ Jun 23 2021
Undoubtedly, blue is the best color...
...it's been cyantifically proven.
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︎ Jun 20 2021
I found out yesterday I was color blind...
It just hit me right out of the purple.
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︎ Jun 28 2021
What do you call a chameleon that canβt change colors?
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︎ May 09 2021
Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
--joke taken from my dad joke calendar--
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︎ May 21 2021
What color is the wind?
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︎ Apr 28 2021
Thereβs a hair salon down the street that does a perm and color while you take a nap.
Itβs called βCurl Up & Dyeβ.
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︎ Jun 19 2021
Out of all the races on Star Trek, nobody uses more hair coloring than the Klingons.
Thatβs because today is a good day to dye!
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︎ Jul 04 2021
I ate some food coloring the other day and didnβt feel well. I went to the doctor but he told me I was fine.
I still feel like I dyed on the inside.
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︎ Jun 06 2021
What do you do when you get bored of coloring?
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︎ Jun 27 2021
Thought of this while I was teaching my little brother about the wonderful world of colors
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︎ Apr 26 2021
Charjar Binks
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︎ Jul 04 2021
Person: I'm going to paint the wall at my home gym today. I hope the color works out...
Me: I hope the color works out too since there's gym equipment right there. Might as well take advantage of it.
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︎ Jun 19 2021
Why is it spelled "Color" in the US but "Colour" in Britain?
Because after the revolutionary war, the freed United States told Britain defiantly, "We're getting rid of you".
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︎ May 03 2021
What do you call the situation where oneβs chameleon has trouble camouflaging?
you describe that as a reptile dysfunction.
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︎ Jul 11 2021
I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink last night
I'm in the hospital now, waiting to be seen
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︎ Jul 21 2021
I donβt really have a favorite color
But purple is a pretty cool color
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︎ May 23 2021
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...the hat was also a red herring.
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︎ Apr 29 2021
What's a cat's favorite color?
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︎ Apr 21 2021
What is wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?
He has reptile dysfunction.
I'll see myself out...
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︎ May 14 2021
What is an Italian's favorite color?
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︎ May 13 2021
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy
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︎ Apr 11 2021
How much does a rainbow weigh?
Not much, they're actually pretty light!
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︎ Jun 26 2021
Do black and white count as colors?
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︎ Jan 23 2021
I had a dream that I invented a new color
But when I woke up I realized it was just a pigment of my imagination.
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︎ Feb 07 2021
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
Wife: ...
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︎ Mar 14 2021
I red a joke about colors once.
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︎ Feb 03 2021
Whenever my artistic girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body....
I gave her a shoulder to crayon.
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︎ Apr 12 2021
Whatβs long, surprisingly bigger then expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from
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︎ Apr 10 2021
Though I did find the color palate of this particular film rather surprising
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︎ Dec 19 2020
My doctor just told me that i was color blind
that came completely out of the orange
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︎ Jan 13 2021
Are "choose your own adventure" colouring books a good idea?
I'll let you draw your own conclusion.
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︎ Jul 21 2021
How do you hide the whereabouts of a tomb?
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︎ Jul 12 2021
Son: Hey dad, have you seen my sunglasses?
Dad: No son, have you seen my dadglasses?
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︎ Jul 12 2021
I red a book about colors...
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︎ Jan 13 2021
Did you hear that all cats have the same favorite color?
Yep. Apparently it's purple.
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︎ Feb 07 2021
My 4-year-old daughterβs joke
What color is a burp?
Burple
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︎ Jun 30 2021
Elton John has bought his pet rabbit a treadmill
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︎ Jul 12 2021
What color is your Afghan?
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︎ Feb 02 2021
Did you hear the one about the chameleon who couldn't change colors?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
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︎ Jul 13 2021
Turquoise is officially the best color
It was cyantifically proven
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︎ Apr 21 2021
What color is the wind?
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︎ May 02 2021
I accidentally ate some food coloring today.
The doctor says Iβm fine but I feel like I dyed a little inside.
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︎ Jan 28 2021
Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?
He had a reptile dysfunction
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︎ Mar 22 2021
What color is the wind??
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︎ Jun 06 2020
What's a happy cat's favorite color?
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