Why does everyone love xenon headlights?

Because they're noble

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
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Xenon and Argon walk into a bar, and the bartender says β€œWe don’t serve your kind around here!”

They don’t react.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mirkules
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My son asked me if I knew any good chemistry jokes as he'd just had his first chemistry class. I thought about telling him one about alkalinity...

But then I thought; 'Nah, too basic...'

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Meta-Fox
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My dad blew up my inbox with these last night

What's Forrest Gump's password?

-oneFORRESTone

What's red and bad for your teeth?

-A brick

What do you call a bagel that can fly?

-A plane bagel

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

-Close...A carrot

And also all of these.

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