What kind of fish is made up of only two sodium atoms?
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︎ Jan 21 2021
What do you call a gun made of Sodium Chloride?
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︎ Feb 11 2021
My kidβs chemistry teacher was arrested in class yesterday. He was pouring out teaspoons of sodium chloride for each student, but because the class was rowdy, he kept losing his place and having to start over.
The police charged him with multiple counts of a salt.
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︎ Mar 09 2021
Doctor said Iβm at risk of having a heart attack due to high sodium intake.
I took what he said with a grain of salt.
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︎ Jan 15 2021
Donβt ever make Sodium angry.
Otherwise youβll be charged with aggravating a salt.
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︎ Dec 21 2020
I wanted to make a sodium joke
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︎ Dec 29 2020
Your honor is it illegal to throw sodium chloride in someone's eyes?
Judge: it's assault
I know it's a salt, is it a crime though?
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︎ Jan 17 2021
I was about to tell a joke about Sodium.
But then I thought, βNaβ.
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︎ Jan 01 2021
My friend attacked someone using sodium chloride.
He was charged with a salt.
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︎ Jan 01 2021
I was going to joke about sodium.
But Na. That would be going too far.
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︎ Jan 14 2021
I told a joke to a Japanese guy earlier about Sodium and Nickel...
He didn't get it though, so he just said "NaNi?!"
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︎ Apr 03 2020
Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar
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︎ Oct 14 2020
A man asks a police officer if itβs a crime to throw sodium chloride in someoneβs eyes
Officer: βYes, thatβs assault!β
Man: βI know itβs a salt, but is it a crime?β
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︎ Nov 14 2020
I was going to share a joke about sodium on here...
...But then I thought, "Na, they've probably heard it before."
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︎ Mar 11 2020
Want to hear a joke about sodium, bromine, and oxygen?
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︎ Sep 12 2020
Was at a dinner with a chemist when all of a sudden she became angry and starting throwing sodium chloride at me.
I'm pretty sure that's a salt.
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︎ Aug 10 2020
Sodium annoying when people donβt get it
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︎ Feb 22 2019
Why did sodium get arrested?
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︎ Jun 19 2020
My friend told me he was using sodium hydroxide to clean his pillows
What a weird thing to lye about
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︎ Jun 11 2020
What do you call sodium chloride carrying a gun?
A salt with a deadly weapon.
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︎ Jul 11 2020
Why didn't chlorine enjoy her date with sodium?
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︎ Jan 25 2020
Me: Dad, do you know any jokes about sodium?
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︎ Feb 01 2020
Me: Is it a crime to throw sodium chloride in someoneβs eyes?
Judge: yes itβs assault
Me: I know itβs a salt but is it a crime though?
Originally posted by u/CurryMuncher13 on r/Jokes
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︎ Apr 25 2020
My chemistry teacher covered me head to toe in sodium chloride after I flunked my test...
I've never been more ensalted in my life
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︎ Feb 09 2020
I wanted to make a joke about sodium, but then I tought ...
Na, nobody will understand it. That one made me salty...
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︎ Mar 11 2020
What fish has two sodium atoms?
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︎ Jan 02 2021
What do you call a fish with two sodium atoms?
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︎ Feb 19 2021
Don't throw sodium chloride at people
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︎ Nov 18 2020
What kind of fish is made from two sodium atoms?
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︎ Dec 05 2020
Don't throw sodium chloride at people.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Donβt throw sodium chloride at people
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Itβs actually a crime to throw sodium chloride at someone.
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Me: Is it a crime to throw sodium chloride in your enemy's eyes?
Person: Yes, that's assault.
Me: Yes I know it's a salt, but is it a crime?
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︎ Sep 09 2020
I would make a Sodium joke
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︎ Oct 05 2020
Sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium. Sodium sodium
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︎ Jul 12 2020
Why was the sodium chloride arrested
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︎ Jul 25 2020
What kind of fish is made of only two Sodium atoms?
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︎ Jul 24 2020
Hey who threw the sodium chloride at me?
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︎ Jul 06 2020
Which kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms?
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︎ Aug 22 2019
Wanna hear a joke about Sodium?
Na
Wanna hear a joke about Sodium Hypobromite?
NaBro
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︎ Feb 04 2020
I was going to make a joke about sodium but then I thought.....Na, no one will get it
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︎ Feb 06 2020
Want to hear a joke about sodium hypobromite?
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︎ May 06 2020
I was going make a joke about Sodium
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︎ Sep 10 2019
Let me tell a joke about Sodium
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︎ Feb 26 2020
16 Sodium atoms walk into a bar followed by Batman.
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︎ Feb 26 2019
Do I know any jokes about sodium?
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︎ Oct 18 2019
I would make a joke about Sodium
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︎ Mar 20 2020
Want to hear a joke about sodium, bromine, and oxygen?
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︎ Sep 23 2019
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