What kind of fish is made up of only two sodium atoms?

2 Na

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chihiro_yoru
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What do you call a gun made of Sodium Chloride?

An A-Salt Rifle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Chxrles
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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My kid’s chemistry teacher was arrested in class yesterday. He was pouring out teaspoons of sodium chloride for each student, but because the class was rowdy, he kept losing his place and having to start over.

The police charged him with multiple counts of a salt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WCBrann
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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Doctor said I’m at risk of having a heart attack due to high sodium intake.

I took what he said with a grain of salt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/battebatmand
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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Don’t ever make Sodium angry.

Otherwise you’ll be charged with aggravating a salt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dusk118
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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I wanted to make a sodium joke

But then i was like Na

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noxidexr
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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Your honor is it illegal to throw sodium chloride in someone's eyes?

Judge: it's assault

I know it's a salt, is it a crime though?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alfriadox
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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I was about to tell a joke about Sodium.

But then I thought, β€œNa”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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My friend attacked someone using sodium chloride.

He was charged with a salt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SayLittleDoMuch
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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I was going to joke about sodium.

But Na. That would be going too far.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CubingWithAlex
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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I told a joke to a Japanese guy earlier about Sodium and Nickel...

He didn't get it though, so he just said "NaNi?!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qwopcircles
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar

followed by Batman

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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A man asks a police officer if it’s a crime to throw sodium chloride in someone’s eyes

Officer: β€œYes, that’s assault!”

Man: β€œI know it’s a salt, but is it a crime?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trace826621
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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I was going to share a joke about sodium on here...

...But then I thought, "Na, they've probably heard it before."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majikthise042
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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Want to hear a joke about sodium, bromine, and oxygen?

NaBrO.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_eat_crayon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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Was at a dinner with a chemist when all of a sudden she became angry and starting throwing sodium chloride at me.

I'm pretty sure that's a salt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheNeutralParty
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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Sodium annoying when people don’t get it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gretchennnmarie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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Why did sodium get arrested?

For assault

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CKRET__
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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My friend told me he was using sodium hydroxide to clean his pillows

What a weird thing to lye about

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sad-44magnum
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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What do you call sodium chloride carrying a gun?

A salt with a deadly weapon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boodahbellie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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Why didn't chlorine enjoy her date with sodium?

Because it was a salt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NickNail5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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Me: Dad, do you know any jokes about sodium?

Dad: Na

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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Me: Is it a crime to throw sodium chloride in someone’s eyes?

Judge: yes it’s assault

Me: I know it’s a salt but is it a crime though?

Originally posted by u/CurryMuncher13 on r/Jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/h0ldmycovfefe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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My chemistry teacher covered me head to toe in sodium chloride after I flunked my test...

I've never been more ensalted in my life

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haymalb
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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I wanted to make a joke about sodium, but then I tought ...

Na, nobody will understand it. That one made me salty...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/p_vit
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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What fish has two sodium atoms?

2Na

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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What do you call a fish with two sodium atoms?

2 Na

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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Don't throw sodium chloride at people

That's a salt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dittestark
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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What kind of fish is made from two sodium atoms?

2Na

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1963Jan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Don't throw sodium chloride at people.

That's a salt .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ivanshu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Don’t throw sodium chloride at people

That’s a salt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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It’s actually a crime to throw sodium chloride at someone.

It’s assault.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/watanabelover69
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Me: Is it a crime to throw sodium chloride in your enemy's eyes?

Person: Yes, that's assault.

Me: Yes I know it's a salt, but is it a crime?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abhish3kjain
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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I would make a Sodium joke

But Na

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πŸ‘€︎ u/levonsafaryan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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Sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium. Sodium sodium

BATMAN!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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Why was the sodium chloride arrested

For a-salt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whycantooooo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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What kind of fish is made of only two Sodium atoms?

Tuna

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πŸ‘€︎ u/severus_snape9
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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Hey who threw the sodium chloride at me?

That’s a salt!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Acpyrus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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Which kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms?

2Na

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Milleke_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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Wanna hear a joke about Sodium?

Na

Wanna hear a joke about Sodium Hypobromite?

NaBro

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M0ng078
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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I was going to make a joke about sodium but then I thought.....Na, no one will get it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jj_arora_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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Want to hear a joke about sodium hypobromite?

NaBrO!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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I was going make a joke about Sodium

but then i was like Na

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wurslow
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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Let me tell a joke about Sodium

Na

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SonEf_Adam
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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16 Sodium atoms walk into a bar followed by Batman.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DolphinzX
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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Do I know any jokes about sodium?

Na.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EddtheMetalHead
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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I would make a joke about Sodium

but Na

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boi_Turtle
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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Want to hear a joke about sodium, bromine, and oxygen?

NaBrO.

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