The new Nas album King’s Disease may not have been the GOAT
I was gonna post a joke about Sodium but then I was like Na, people wouldn’t understand it.
Haahhahahahahaa i hilarious
When you say "na" to someone
you are just being salty.
I was going to make a joke about sodium but then I thought.....Na, no one will get it
If you tell people "na" periodically it will just end up making them salty.
Is that battery used? Na, it’s...
I wanted to write a joke about sodium but then I was like na none of ya’ll will get it
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
I tagged Netgear in a photo on Instagram about a NAS server I setup using their router...
They replied back "Very NAS"
Wan(Na) Hear a Salt Joke?
Me, talking about these premade breakfast sandwhiches I just ate: I think i just ate 2 days worth of salt
Gf: but it was worth it because they were So Dium good
8-mo Daughter: "Nana. Na na na. Nanananana"
Son replies: "Why you so salty?"
Raising them right.
In an attempt to bring great pleasure to myself, I'll post controversial topics in white supremacist groups in the attempt to get funny reactions out of them.
Two beryllium atoms went on a date
It didn't work out. The relationship was toxic right at the start. I guess they were not meant 2 Be.
Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar
Why did Beethoven kill all of his chickens?
They were going, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
What's the opposite of bologna?
What continent has the saltiest food?
Wife: We are out of salt.
What vehicle did German soldiers use to drive around during the second world war?
What kind of fish is made of only two Sodium atoms?
What was Beethovens favorite fruit?
Want to hear a joke about sodium, bromine, and oxygen?
I told a joke to a Japanese guy earlier about Sodium and Nickel...
He didn't get it though, so he just said "NaNi?!"
In a recent poll, 80% of people in America said they would not open their homes to a sentient water basin that walked up to their door and asked for shelter…
I'll just leave this here
I asked my wife if I could buy a plane
I was going to share a joke about sodium on here...
...But then I thought, "Na, they've probably heard it before."
I was gonna tell a Chemistry joke
I hate it when uppercase & lowercase letters are mixed together in a phrase...
It's a WoRsT cAsE sCeNaRiO
What were The Beatles favorite kind of bread?
Naan naan naan na na na naan
You'll get a reaction out of this....
Anyone who makes a pun about iron should pay a periodic Fe, I would stop now but that'd be Nobel of me, HeHeHe. Be sure to take a deep breath before you say "NO". At this point you might thinking we should get Iridium of this guy in rl too. I'll eventually run out of chemical puns, right? Na, which might be your mood coincidentally. This guy must be a fake as Silicone, he got this from somewhere to which I reply, Si, senor! I Cu calling for the coppers, but any "Bro" of mine wouldn't. Don't worry, the best ones Argon by now. Au reading this! This winding list is surely golden by now, right?
As we close this out, allow me to echo your thoughts one last time, Fr y'all.
"F"In"Al"Y"
I was going to make a joke about chemistry
But then I was like Na, no ones going to understand.
A waitress once threw sodium chloride on me.
I wanted to tell you my chemistry joke....
but I was afraid that I'd get the wrong reaction.
What did the farmer say to the cows at night? 🐄
Why is Kim Jong-un's library so big ?
Because he is supreme reader
Salt
So i wanted to tell a joke about Salt but i was like Na
Me: Dad, do you know any jokes about sodium?
I'd make a Sodium joke but......Na
I had a joke about Sodium but then I was like “Na, people won’t find it funny”
I would make a Sodium joke
Wanna hear a joke about Sodium?
Na
Wanna hear a joke about Sodium Hypobromite?
NaBro
What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
Want to hear a joke about sodium hypobromite?
Did you know that Beethoven's favorite fruit
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